TOM In the not-too-distant future Next Sunday afternoon The evil Kinga Forrester Ran her empire from the moon Her latest plan was the Gizmoplex A twisted scheme based on stolen specs Now she's pulling the strings from the old Moon base And she's back to her experiments with prisoners out in space KINGA I'll send them cheesy movies! The worst motion picture wrecks (la la la) They'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll stream them at the Gizmoplex! (la la la) Now keep in mind they can't control Where the movies begin or end (la la la) They'll have to keep their sanity With the help of their robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot! (CAMBOT: And, action!) GYPSY! (GYPSY: Which one?) Tom Servo! (TOM: That's me.) Crooooow! TOM If you're wondering how they eat and breathe And other science facts (la la la) Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax!" ALL For Mystery Science Theater 3000!