Scenes From A Mall
Release: February 22, 1991

Bette Midler and Woody Allen star in director Paul Mazursky's comedy as a professional Los Angeles couple--Deborah (Midler) is the author of a best-selling self-help book about marriage and has been wed to successful lawyer Nick (Allen) for 16 years. They live a high-pressure professional life, complete with matching Saabs, two kids, a house in the hills, beepers, cell phones, and a constant barrage of client phone calls. To celebrate their anniversary, they decide to embark on a spending spree at the Beverly Center mall. But while there, each makes a startling revelation that rocks their marriage. Nick, following advice from his wife's book, kicks things off by announcing he's been having an affair. Deborah, staggered by the news, rebounds by requesting a divorce. The spoiled couple reconciles--until the author admits that she's been unfaithful herself. As Nick and Deborah wade their way through the mall, dodging a particularly annoying mime (clown Bill Irwin in a hilarious role), mariachi bands, and Christmas-carolling rappers, they are forced to realize the mistakes they've made along the way--all the while juggling the pros and cons of their marriage, dividing assets, and shooting off rapid rounds of compliments and insults. Midler and Allen make a terrific and suitably neurotic pair in Mazursky's hilarious satire of an outlandish Los Angles marriage.

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Deborah: "Do you really hate this dress?"
Nick: "What I really hate is this jacket, this white jacket. I look like a Brazilian gigolo."
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Deborah: " How about those two beautiful creatures? Think you can handle them?"
Nick: "Handle them? I can salivate over them."
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Nick: "You look like my Aunt Minna in that dress!"
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Deborah: "Of course, Nicky-san. Anything for Nicky-san on most honorable anniversary."
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Deborah: "I betrayed you? You betrayed me! What about your seven month adventure with a girl named Ed?"
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Deborah: "No alimony, no special stipends, just plain child support - a LOT of it."
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Nick: "I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name."
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Nick: "I think Mrs. Fong is Jewish."
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Nick: "Christ, the gum is jet black already."
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Nick: "I don't know how our marriage lasted."
Deborah: "Mutual death wish."
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Nick: "Eleven hundred bucks for Sushi already. That's a lot of dead fish."
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Nick: "How many 16th anniversaries does a person have in a lifetime? One... maybe two."
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Nick: "These guys are worse than Hare Krishnas!"
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Nick: "Where's my fucking Saab?"
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