Freakazoid!

Debut: September 09, 1995

Ended: June 01, 1997

Dexter Douglas recives the Pinnacle chip as a gift. While away from his computer after installing the chip, his cat walks across his keyboard, entering in a code that if followed by hitting the delete key will suck in and transform the user, creating Freakazoid, a bumbling blue-skinned super hero wearing red tights and crazy hair.

Intros

"The Chip, Part 1" (1.6 [11/4/95]): Theme Song and Start of "Part (from Act...

Arabic intro

English intro (HD)

Norwegian intro

German intro (lyrics)

English intro (HQ)

Credits

"The Chip (Part 2)/is History" credits with "Gay Purr-ee" premiere audio pr...

Polish credits

This is the outro to the episode "Hot Rods To Heck/A Time For Evil".

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Roddy MacStew: "You'll never get away with it, Gutierrez!"

Gutierrez: "Get away with what? I haven't said anything."

Roddy MacStew: "You're right, sorry. I jumped the gun, my fault."

Gutierrez: "I plan on eliminating both of you."

Roddy MacStew: "You'll never get away with it Gutierrez!"

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Freakazoid: "(Taking like Jerry Lewis) Oh, listen to the big-head man say angry things!"

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Freakazoid: "Boy, you got a lot of lines in this show."

Roddy: "AYE! That's what I told 'em but NO! All the cruddy exposition goes to me! I've got to talk and talk and fiddle with the computer and talk some more and fiddle and talk! I FEEL LIKE OBI WAN CRUDDY KENOBI!"

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Guitierrez: "You have to excuse Jocko, he used to work for Bobby Knight."

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Henchmen #1: "*while watching the Lobe's musical number* That is one happy man."

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Guitierrez: "*still trying to find Freakazoid's weakness* aha! how about this yellow paper, you feel weak now?"

Freakazoid: "That's the Green Lantern!"

Guitierrez: "Oh, shoot."

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Freakazoid: "Can't-see-any-thing--sun-in-eyes--must-talk-like-this."

Freakazoid: "where's Cosgrove?! You were supposed to hold his hand! That's the whole point of THE BUDDY SYSTEM!"

Freakazoid: "Hey! Who wants some pot roast and cola?"

Cosgrove: "By the way theres a spooky cloud thing out here turning people into clown zombies. I'd take care of that if i were you."

Freakazoid: "They're cute they're huggable and jam shoots out their heads! I want'em all!"

Guiterrez falling: "Ahhhhhhh scream with meeeee!"

Cosgrove: "In that movie Congo.. how do you tell the difference between a real monkey and a guy in a suit?"

Freakazoid: "Hey you guys in there! You wanna watch my show??"

Sub Captain: "Do we.. have a choice?"

Freakazoid: "OH FUDGE! Torpedo planes headed this way! I know what you're thinking, where did he get those snazzy binoculars?? -Freakazoid"

Announcer: "Since today's episode ended early I'll recite some of my favorite naughty limerics. I'm sure you'll find them pleasing, and saucy! There once was a woman from Bristo.. -Announcer"

Cosgrove and Freakazoid: "C: I wanna go see BabeHeart. :F: What's that? :C: Its about a cute little pig that slaughters the English. -Cosgrove and Freakazoid"

Candlejack: "I'm going to need more rope."

Cosgrove: "Cut it out! (and the always do when he says it)"

Freakazoid: "Hmph! On paper, it was funny..."

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