The Kentucky Fried Movie
Release: August 10, 1977

A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.

Trailers
Posters
Quotes
Newscaster: "Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven. [two adverts later…]"
Narrator: "If you were thrilled by 'The Towering Inferno'… if you were terrified by 'Earthquake'… then you will be scared shitless at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of 'That's Armageddon!'."
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Newscaster: "Moscow in flames; Missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven."
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Game Show Announcer: "Guard #1 is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard #2 is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard #3, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!"
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Announcer: "It's been said that the test of a man's courage is how he performs in the face of danger. Well, in the next half hour, you're gonna meet a very unique breed of cat. The kind of man who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. Rex Kramer, part-time airline mechanic, full-time daredevil. A man willing to risk his life for the sake of adventure. He has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker!"
Rex Kramer: "[He wears an Evel Knievel jumpsuit and a crash helmet. He walks over to a group of large black men shooting dice in an alley and stands in the middle of them; screams] Niggers! [He takes off running and the black men immediately give chase]"
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Newscaster: "[first] The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."
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Newscaster: "[last] I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven."
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