SpongeBob SquarePants
Debut: March 19, 2009

Nickeledeons Most Popular Show “SpongeBob SPONGE BASH” Event was lately hijacked. Clip here

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Credits
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Quotes
Mr. Krabs: "You've helped me mom and me through some tough times. It would be an honor if you'd be the first to [a offering on his left crab] try our delicious burgers."
Old Man Jenkins: "Why, [accepts; Krabs smiles] I'd be happy to! [he takes a bite and chews; Plankton and Krabs smiles. the latter winks; he swallows and smiles]"
Krabs/Plankton: "[jumps, waves their hands & feet in a cheer] (Krabs) Yay!" / (Plankton) "Yeah! [Jenkins unconscious falls down in a poison]"
Krabs: "[the next day, the Bikini Bottom Weekly published the article about…] 'Plab Patty's KO Old Man J. I can't believe we poisoned that sweet old guy!" "Hey; That guy is like family to me."
Plankton: "Well, he is old."
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SpongeBob: "[tosses flower petals into the air as he enters The Krusty Krab for his usual shift] Happy first day of summer, Squidward! [walks over] Care to join me for solstice caroling? ♪Walking in the grass It's so fine Don't need shoes in the summertime♪ [tosses flower petals]"
Squidward: "I'm not much of a summer person, SpongeBob."
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SpongeBob: "♪Oh, the magic has gone missin' and everyone's still wishin' but their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground You'll find magic under rubble so Patrick grab a shovel and here is where the magic can be found We're at the bottom of a well but man won't it be swell when we make everyone's wishes all come true♪" [Patrick digs a hole and something yellow glows from it] "Holy mackerel, look Patrick We've struck magic!" Next to being the fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done."
Patrick: "Is that good?" "It's the only thing I've ever done."
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Realistic Fish Head: "We interrupt this can-can for a special news bulletin: Be on the lookout for a man, who's been passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food. That's all for now." [later…] "We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash: The fake inspector has been captured; Here is his picture. [it doesn't look like the real health inspector.] If a health inspector comes to your restaurant and he's not this guy - he's real."
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Newscaster: "this is Perch Perkins reporting live from Goo Lagoon where I'm standing in front of what appears to be some sort of gigantic gooey bubble rising out of the water into the water. With me is Sandy Cheeks; Miss Cheeks, as Bikini Bottom's resident know-it-all, we look to you for answers. Who, what, how, why, when?" "Oh, yes. Of course. [He jumps into the water and pops up while his microphone is short circuiting] this is Perch Perkins and I'm soaking wet; Back to you."
Sandy: "well, Perch; I won't really know anything until I run some tests but I can tell you it's pretty serious. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get going. [reveals that Perch is sitting in the boat with her along with SpongeBob and Patrick]"
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Perch: "Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door. This is a KNKC special report. Panic in the streets of New Kelp City as rampant bubbles bring visibility down to 0. The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene on Mayor CheeseHead BrownPants and his newly-enacted bubble policy."
Construction Man: "[Perch gets punched aside] If I ever see Mayor BrownPants again, I'm gonna grab his little, yellow head and literally rip his—![cut to 'We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Share the frustration'.]"
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Perch: "We interrupt this program for an important announcement. Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight." "[weakly with a black eye] We go now to news scene chopper 7. What's up? [faints]"
Muscular Man: " [pushes Perch] Literally! [runs off]"
News Chopper: "Not looking too good out here, Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the hinges; Customers are in a rage over not getting their Krabby Patties."
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Patrick: "[via SpongeBob; using megaphone] Attention, Bikini Bottom; There's a flying monster that's going to eat you! [everyone gasped, screams and runs away]"
Newscaster: "[now in Bikini Bottom News] Attention, attention; This just in! [shows a real monarch butterfly] A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom. [a fish watching the announcement swallows his eyes and has them appear in his mouth when he screams and runs through the wall]"
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Newscaster: "Chaos runs rampant in Bikini Bottom; [ducks down from jellyfish] That's right folks. This is news reporter, Ben Blenny - standing in for Perch Perkins, who's out today with a terrible case of indigestion; and we are coming to you live during day 3 of what appears to be Bikini Bottom's worst-" "Yes sir; you are. Would you care to say a few words about the-" "[pushes him away] Uh; Thank you."
Fish: "Am I on television?" "[grabs the mic] hi, Mom; hi, Dad; hey, Dr. Slieen; hey, Jennifer, hey, Sally, hey, Francis, hey, Mable, hey, Julie, hey, Abigail." "and there's my pals in El Tuna, and the gang at the Pudgy Flipper…"
SpongeBob: "[panting, still running… then he notice the News is live] Ah; Now they'll have to listen!"
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SpongeBob: "It's only two people, no big deal. Nobody else saw it." "[screams] Sandy!" "I'm sorry, Sandy! Mermaid Man came in and…"
Sandy: "[walks by] howdy, SpongeBob!" "[shrunked] What did you… For cryin' out… What did y'all do to me?"
Larry: "[walks by] hey, SpongeBob! [he shrinks him]"
Fish: "[#1; walks by] hey, SpongeBob; I- [he shrinks him]" "[#2; walks by] hi, SpongeBob [he shrinks her]" "[#3] Sponge-dude! [he 'Aah!s' the three, as he starts laughing]" "[#4] hey, SpongeBob! [he shrinks fish]" "[#5] SpongeBob, hi! [he shrinks fish]" "[#6] Hey, SpongeBob! [he shrinks fish]" "[#7] What's up, Sponge? [he shrinks fish]"
Mrs. Puff: "hello, SpongeBob. [he 'Whoo!'s]"
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Realistic Fish Head: "Sea Whelks! A pernicious form of sea snail have invaded Bikini Bottom and are on the attack, devouring innocent citizens and covering the city with purple slime! [a whelk eats him] Luckily, the Bikini Bottom news room is perfectly safe. This is Bikini Bottom News signing off."
SpongeBob: "Whelks? Heh; I'm not afraid of some goofy old sea snails!"
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SpongeBob: "I doubt Gary could fit in there." "Here goes nothing. [opens the mailbox; a rolled up paper falls on the ground] Look, Pat." "Let's see. 'Dear SpongeBob, These last few years have been some of the best of my life, but I must move on. Don't bother to come looking for me. By now I have probably found a new owner who actually remembers to fill up my food bowl every now and again. Sincerely, Gary - at least until my new owner renames me.' [horrified] Dear Neptune, what have I done?" "[sadly] Gary."
Patrick: "Can't hurt to look." "What is it?" "[scornfully] What do you mean? You drove him away. It's right there in black and white. See? Right there; and there."
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Realistic Fish Head: "[wearing a snow hat] Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket a blanket of snow! Yes, from Jellyfish Fields… to residential abodes… to bustling downtown… it's nothing but the white stuff." "…and local residents are taking notice!"
SpongeBob: "[opens the door by him, aside from his Gary] Whoopee! [He and Gary put on their Santa hats, although it is a winter-themed episode.]"
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Realistic Fish Head: "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a News Blast - 'Terror in a Shell'. This just in… fear and disease are spreading like wildfire as a killer snail has been biting the denizens of Bikini Bottom, infecting them with… Mad Snail Disease. Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius, traveling upstream until the entire host body is full of… Mad Snail Disease. We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins live on the scene."
Perch: "Perch Perkins here with the first victim of this epidemic. Tell me, Mr. Tentacles: When did you first begin to suspect you were a zombie?" "Hey; I have ticklish ribs too, and I haven't even been bitten." "Well, you heard it here first! We're all doomed to a horrible demise. Thanks to a diseased snail! [screams and runs around in circles]"
Squidward: "Well: after I was bitten by a mad snail, I began to get a rash followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage, and a few other symptoms."
Ralph: "[runs up to them] Hey, I was bitten by a snail! I kinda feel off balance… [falls over] Whoa!" "Oh no, it's spreading through the air! [all scream]"
SpongeBob: "[shocked due to the news] Gary!? [horn honking] I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail would cause all this destruction."
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Perch Perkins: "[starting his 'News'] Good evening, Bikini Bottom. Tonight's top story - a local squirrel got stuck in the well."
Sandy: "[stuck; surrounded by the fire crew offset] Help; Get me out of there, you lunk!"
SpongeBob: "[upside-down; to his Gary] Must be embarrassing for whoever that is."
Perch: "But first: Radical changes in machine intelligence were made today - when the local squirrel got stuck in the well. [a metal robot comes in, kicking out two right firemen, and sits on the well]" "Looks like we won't needing those lazy firemen anymore… (laughs)"
Sandy: "[the robot shoots her out from the top] He-eee-e-Ha-aaa-aw! [the three left firemen gasps in awe]"
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Red Larva: "Oi Oi oi"
Tuco: "GET OUT-"
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Karen: "I don't know why I encourage him."
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SpongeBob: "(imitating the narrator) Eighty thousand impressions later."
Narrator: "Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying."
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Squidward: "A quarantine means you're locked in here with a sick person. Till we're all sick and miserable."
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Plankton: "(to the two Krabby Patties) So have you two known each other long?"
Squidward: "You can't do this to me Mr. Plankton! If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to...."
SpongeBob: "(talking gibberish)"
Squidward: "Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!"
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