Doofenshmirtz:"[Back at D.E.I., Perry managed to resist the stockade and flips the Historical-Army-Retrieve-inator and fires. He parachutes out the building to safety.; at the senior lodge with him and the Mongols, alongside with the potato gremlins and the Spudsalot] Now, we can rule the Tri-State… [The ray hits them to disappearance]"
Archeologist:"['Somewhere in Mongolia…'] This is it. No one has seen this for a thousand years. [its been a short time; he brushes off a legend and blows on it] The legend tells of an epic battle between the Mongol Army and… potato gremlin creatures, while a, uh, pharmacist from the future worked in vain to return to his time, crying out, 'Curse you, Perry the Platypus'? [the legend is actually real; his companion leaves in a conspiracy theory] I swear! I majored in this in college."