Phineas and Ferb
Debut: August 17, 2007
Intros
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together": 2/13/09 (12am) Disney XD laun...
Persian intro (winter)
Korean intro (Christmas)
Persian intro (normally dubbed)
Romanian intro (winter)
Serbian intro (winter)
Credits
"Crack That Whip"/"Lazy Day" (1.18 [5/24/08]): End credits w/ Disney Prince...
Mandarin Chinese episode 2 credits
Icelandic episode 2 credits
French credits
Hebrew credits
Polish credits from episode 2 (with on-screen Polish dub credits, as shown ...
Posters
Quotes
Phineas:
"Hey, Ferb: Summer doesn't last forever, and we've got too many plans for just the two of us. We either need more days of summer, or more of us."
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Candace:
"Oh, this is just out of control. / (2x) Mom!"
"Uhh; Mom, come home quick! There's a giant mob; I'm a super fiend; I'm roasting them with laser vision; and- Hey: What do you mean, 'Psychotic rant'?"
"Has everyone gone crazy?!"
Mom:
"[voicemail recording] Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys when you hear the beep. [beep]"
Pedro:
"Hey, look, everybody: it's the Control Freak. [yelling/booing]"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"Good news, sweetie: I can send you to the movies after all!"
Vanessa:
"Really, Dad: It's no big deal. [his father zaps her with his Teleport-inator]"
Kids/Candace:
"[Vanessa ends up in a movie theater showing a 'Festival' of…; she facepalms] (2x) ♪Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo♪"
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Bowling for Soup:
"(2x) ♪So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna spread
some Christmas cheer!♪ [lets join them in their 'Christmas Vacation!']"
Candace:
"Mom: Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas special!"
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Spider-Man:
"Aunt May: Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover!"
Phineas:
"Yeah: We are! [welcome to 'Mission Marvel']"
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Monogram:
"[about Princess Baldegunde] We don't actually have a photo of her, but whatever. She's a 15-year-old girl, they all pretty much look alike… Carl, put up a picture of a 15-year-old girl! [Carl puts up a picture of Candace] Uh; Now put a crown on her. [a crown appears onto Candace's head] There! There's your princess."
"All right, put it up there. [Carl replaced it with a uncanny resemblance to Candace] Oh, wow, what are the odds?"
"What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall, Carl?"
Carl (offscreen):
"Oh wait, sir: I found a picture of the actual princess."
"Well: It is a cartoon, sir."
"Sorry, sir."
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Monogram:
"Ah, Agent P: We're sorry; We know you're on vacation, but Doofenshmirtz is driving a big rig not far from your current location; We need you to reroute your family and catch up to him; Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it. Oh, I envy you; The romance of the open road; The tire chunks all up and down the shoulder, and that ever-mysterious single shoe."
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Doofenshmirtz:
"(laughing maniacally) Now my ultimate triumph is at hand! Prepare to be hypnotized by a video scientifically created to get stuck in your heads, forever!"
"(4x) No, / oh, get back in there! Wait why isn't…? What; Perry the Platypus? [in-and-out the DVD against Agent P] I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative!"
"It's working; It's working!"
Doofenshmirtz (on-screen):
"[hypnotizing song loop] ♪My name is Doof
And you'll do what I say
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Monogram:
"Noooooo!"
[Perry crashes in] "Avert your ears, Agent P; Cover your ears!"
"Oh no, Agent P: It's stuck in their heads!"
Singular Victim:
"♪His name is Doof
And I'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Crowd of Victims:
"♪His name is Doof
And we'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"Alright, Danville, get ready for a carbon footprint you'll never forget!! [His -inator stomps onto the faucet, but Buford's Tuff Gum gets stuck to it] Hey, hey- What? Oh, see? This! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot! Yech! [The waterfall drops off.] There ya go."
Farmer's Wfe:
"['Spring Water Bottling'] I can't believe it; You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise and open up a spring water bottling plant right in the middle of town! What; Didja think a mountain spring was just gonna fall out of the sky? [Indeed!]"
Farmer:
"You've never believed in me."
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Phineas:
"Our father-daughter teams are changing positions and settling in for the gooseberry pie eating contest - Each team will have sixty seconds to eat as much pie as possible with their hands behind their backs. [horn blows. Candace digs in. robot Dad's mouth becomes a vacuum sucking a set of pies. hence platypuses don't eat pies, the controlling Perry gathers them one-by-one and sets them down to the grass from the robot's butt.]"
Balthazar:
"[passes by and sees it with four] Ew!"
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Biker:
"[to Vanessa] Hey, sweetheart: How'd you like to take a ride on a real bike?"
Doofenshmirtz:
"She's sixteen! [He zaps him with his helmet. The biker pops up into a baby ailen dimension where a giant one hits him with his rubber hammer] You know: Ever since I installed the Away-inator on my helmet, driving is fun again!"
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Farmer's Wife:
"[to Farmer] So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities?"
"There it is!"
Doofenshmirtz:
"[falls through the roof] Huh. What? [the giant Dodo falls in and lands on him]"
Dodo:
"Narg narg narg! Narg!"
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Baljeet:
"Hello, Phineas: What'you doing? Ooh! I just sounded like Isabella."
"Well, according to The Most Pointless Book of World Records: [♪ fanfare] The world's largest bowling ball is four feet in diameter."
"You know, the officials from The Most Pointless Book of World Records [♪ fanfare] will be at the fair today at 3:00, handing out awards."
"And then you will be in the next volume! [♪ fanfare; to Buford] Is that absolutely necessary?"
"Well, yes, a little."
"All right; Fair enough."
Phineas:
"We're gonna build the world's biggest and best bowling-ball game!"
"Four feet? Ferb, we can beat that record in our sleep."
"Ferb, get the tools. We've got a record to shatter."
Buford:
"Why? Does it bug ya?"
"Then, yeah: It's necessary."
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Carl:
"It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas."
"But if we play all those syllables backwards in a random order, we get:"
Phineas (voice recording):
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
"Let's help Doofenshmirtz d-destroy the Tri-State Area."
Monogram:
"Keep a close eye on those boys. See what else you can find out."
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Monogram:
"Agent P: We need you to track down a missing agent - Code name: Agent G. We're not sure of his current location, but we have a few leads placing him in Iceland; Monte Carlo; Burbank, California; and the moon. It's up to you to chase that goose and bring him back to the agency. Good luck, Agent P; Monogram out."
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Crawl:
"Episode IVa: 'May the Ferb Be with You - Part 2'. A voiceover guy, hungry for attention, breaks into a studio…"
"What? What?"
"Oh Man…"
Dan Provenmire (creator/EP):
"Hey; He's- He's, uh, back…"
"What is up with that guy?"
Jeff Marsh (creator/EP):
"(3x) Hey! / Get Outta Here!…"
"I'm not telling you again, man!"
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Narrator [Crawl]:
"A long time ago in a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag group of animators made a fake trailer for a 'Meap' sequel they never intended to make. Unfortunately, everyone wanted to see that episode so the animators were forced to write it and incorporate all these seemingly unrelated scenes."
[the trailer from 'The Chronicles of Meap' end credits play, abeit slightly edited]
"I guess the joke was on them. We now present… [dramatically] 'Meapless in Seattle'."
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Doofenshmirtz:
"To honor your visit, I will blow up the moon!"
"Yes! No more stupid songs about moons."
"It takes a lot of power, so I can only fire it once, but don't worry; [leans downward on his ray] I have it planned down to the last- [the ray fires a laser and it hits a dam. The water starts flowing from the dam; looking through binoculars] Oops! [chuckles] No more songs about dams?"
Dr. Gevaarlijk:
"Blow up the moon? But that would mean-"
"I do despise moon-related songs."
"Oh, but I like a good toe-tapping dam song. [the flood goes through the forest and washes the painting, so the Unpainted Desert gets restored to its former glory… for the platypus' sister.]"
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Radio DJ:
"Stanky Dog here with a special shout-out to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb, for hosting a beach party that was hot, hot, hot; and speaking of 'hot': Slather on the sunscreen listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher."
Ferb:
"With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes. [Phineas laughs; cut to black]"
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Radio DJ:
"this is Stanky Dog comin' to you on the hottest day of the summer! Unless you live at the beach, I say take it easy and do nothin' today. Yup: Just find yourself a shady tree, and maybe an aquatic mammal of some sort, and blow the whole day off."
Phineas:
"Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win."
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