Frank:"A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums."
Ed:"No way for a man to die."
Frank:"No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
Wilma Nordberg:"[cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible."
Ed:"Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind."
Frank:"He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma cries again]"
Ed:"What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad."
Frank:"Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...
[Wilma cries again]"
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