The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
Release: November 02, 1988
Trailers
This better-quality version of the 7th trailer, this time without watermark...
This is the theatrical trailer with the MPAA band and without watermarks.
Missing a few seconds at the beginning, this promo for a CBS airing of the ...
Home Video Promo
This TV spot was originally posted to YouTube by Burninschit.
Cinemax Promo
Posters
Quotes
Mayor:
"The umpire. He saved the queen's life.
Ed Hochen: It's not the umpire.
(Frank Drebin takes off his umpire mask)
Man in Stadium Crowd: HEY, IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!!!!"
Added By: JamesAnthonyGreen
Leslie Nielsen:
"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
Frank:
"It's true what they say"
Frank:
"Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat."
Frank:
"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."
Ed:
"A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. What we need are hard facts."
Frank:
"Look, Ed. Ludwig was the only one besides us who knew Nordberg was still alive. Next thing you know, some thug tries to knock him off in the hospital."
Ed:
"Yeah, but going into Ludwig's office without a warrant, you're taking a big chance."
Frank:
"I know. You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan."
Mayor:
"Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy."
Frank:
"Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy."
Mayor:
"That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!"
Frank:
"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press."
Frank:
"Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."
Jane:
"Goodyear?"
Frank:
"No, the worst"
Jane:
"I've heard police work is dangerous."
Frank:
"It is. That's why I carry a big gun."
Jane:
"Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?"
Frank:
"I used to have that problem."
Jane:
"What did you do about it?"
Frank:
"I just think about baseball."
Frank:
"[Jane climbs a ladder]
Nice beaver!"
Jane:
"[producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
Frank:
"Interesting... Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today."
Jane:
"I was young. I needed the work."
Frank Drebin:
"[…is emptying out his files after being kicked off the force] Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!"
Ed:
"He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank."
Frank:
"Well, uh… [He quickly shoves the evidence back into the file cabinet]"
Frank Drebin:
"[…is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer] Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!"
Jane:
"[heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face."
Jane:
"I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman."
Frank:
"So am I..."
Vincent Ludwig:
"[offering a cigar] Cuban?"
Frank Drebin:
"No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
Frank Drebin:
"[…searches a drawer] Bingo! [pulls out a bingo card]"
Ludwig:
"So they were able to get him to the hospital in time?"
Frank:
"Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle."
Thug:
"Drebin?"
Frank:
"Yeah!"
Thug:
"I got a message for you from Vincent Ludwig.
[Shoots gun at Drebin]"
Thug:
"Take this you son of a bitch!"
Frank:
"I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
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