Gonzo:
"Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act. It's called the indoor running of the bulls."
Kermit:
"Gonzo, I've told you, that act is far too dangerous."
Gonzo:
"Actually, Kermit, I was asking Dominic what he thinks."
Kermit:
"Good grief."
Waldorf:
"I didn't know there was still third class"
Statler:
"Third class? How about no class?"
Dominic Badguy:
"Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?"
Constantine:
"Of course not. This is child's play for frog of my talent."
Newsman:
"Muppet News Flash! Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog, has escaped from a maximum-security Gulag in Siberia, Russia. This move has leapfrogged Constantine to the number-one most wanted criminal in the world, one place ahead of the mysterious Lemur."
Kermit:
"Hold on, hold on! There must be some mistake! Don't you know me? I-I'm Kermit the Frog!"
German Cop:
"Silence, Constantine. The game is up."
Kermit:
"Who? (sees the Wanted poster) Oh, no, no! Wait a minute! I'm Kermit the Frog! Guys, this is a mistake, I'm telling you! Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody! Open up! I'm an Amphibian-American!"
The Group (except Dr. Honeydew):
"We're doing a sequel..."
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
"I don't mean to be a stickler, But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture"
Scooter:
"Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one."
Dominic Badguy:
" I want every seat in the house filled. Give tickets away if you have to."
Critic:
"Well, it's the Muppets. It won't be easy."
Scooter:
"TWO Kermits?... Well, that explains a lot."
Rowlf:
" I knew no one could have a cold for that long."
Pepe:
"Or have that cheesy an accent, okay."
Kermit:
"The weakest point in the gulag is over there, by the fourth wall (they turn to look at the camera)."
Fozzie:
"Why didn't WE think of that?... I mean, that's terrible!"
Constantine:
"A heartwarming lesson about sharing or waiting your turn or the number three."
Dominic Badguy:
"I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers disagree with you as well, Walter. They loved us. Five out of five jamon serranos."
Walter:
"Whoa. Those reviews really came out fast."
Pepe:
" And "Citizen Kane" only got four jamon serranos."
Walter:
"There's only one guy in this world who can save us! There's only one frog who can restore order, bring justice, and set things right!"
Fozzie:
"You are talking about Kermit, right?"
Rowlf:
"Die Muppets?"
Waldorf:
"It looks like the reviews are out early."
Statler:
"Or maybe that's the suggestion box."
Kermit:
"You mean all this time I've been trapped in a Russian Gulag, no one, not one single person from the Muppets, except Animal, noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?"
Fozzie:
"It sounds worse than it was..."
Walter:
"No, it's as bad as it sounds."
Walter:
"Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?"
Miss Piggy:
"That's ridiculous! He's never been so caring and devoted to me!"
Rizzo:
"Yeah, that's what we are saying!"
Constantine:
"My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!"
Dominic Badguy:
"You mean our names, right?"
Constantine:
"Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... your name."
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