Another Holly Farms Ad With Dinah Shore
In this ad for the popular brand of chicken, the singer/actress does more than the behind-the-scenes crew wants her to.
Quote O' Matic
Title Card:
"A long time ago, after "M*A*S*H", but before After "M*A*S*H"..."
Title Crawl:
"Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in order to - okay, you know what, we don't care. We were thinking of not even doing this one."
Title Crawl:
"Fox made us do it. When we did "Blue Harvest", they said, "Oh, you guys are crazy." They tried to talk us out of it, and it ended up making a ton of money. By then we just finishing "Empire", and we were absolutely exhausted. But Fox suddenly had dollar signs in their eyes, and they said, "Seth, if you don't do "Jedi", we're not gonna let you leave to go direct your movie.""
Title Crawl:
"I'm sorry. I took a muscle relaxer earlier and it's kicking in. I'm just so stressed because there's been a care parked in front of my house for three straight days and there's a pillow in the back seat. And I've never seen anyone get it or out of it, but moves a couple feet one way or the other each day. Wouldn't it be funny if it was a bunch of raccoons living in there, moving out? You know, with their little paws on the steering wheel?"
Title Crawl:
"And then another one working the brake and the gas? And the steering wheel raccoon and the pedal raccoon have to talk back and forth to each other 'cause the brake pedal guy can't see the road? I'm gonna keep thinking that, 'cause I know really it's probably a car bum."
Title Crawl:
"Look, just do me a huge favor and lower your expectations, okay? Just this one time. I promise I'll make it up to you. I mean "Star Wars" , fine. "Empire" - still not bad. But on this one we ran out of gas. Seriously, we let the assistants write it. Hell, even the Fed Ex guy got a joke in, and he calls the baby "Steve." Anyway, here's "Return of the Jedi" starring Steve as Darth Vader."
Added By: Clint_Olson
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