Stewie Griffin:
"[after the power goes off] Oh god, we're going to do Jedi, aren't we?"
Peter Griffin:
"Let's just get through this."
Brian Griffin as Chewbacca:
"Caskingo!"
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:
"Join us, Luke. Turn to the back side of the force."
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Darth Twitty."
Tim the Bear as Wickett:
"By the way, I think you're about to start your period. That's how I found you."
Peter Griffin:
"Let's just get through this."
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian:
"[during the Rebel assault on the second Death Star] Lando to "Enterprise"! Draw their fire away from the cruisers! [cut to the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D from "Star Trek: The Next Generation"; Picard and Worf are drinking from teacups]"
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
"[sounding simultaneously bored and agitated] We're having tea, thank you very much."
Lieutenant Worf:
"Yes. Tea."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"[awkwardly] Um, Leia. Wow."
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia:
"[in slave outfit] I didn't get raped. Okay?"
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Okay."
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia:
"[adamantly] Okay?"
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Okay!"
Joe Swanson as Jabba the Hutt:
"Mi-la Ku-nis. [subtitled as "Put him in."]"
Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO:
"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc! His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But, should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"[worriedly] Please don't kill us! We won't do it again, honest! We'll be good, mister! We was just fooling around, is all!"
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:
"That's the power of "please", kids."
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian:
"Holy shit! That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational."
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb:
"What's that mean?"
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian:
"It's fully functional!"
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb:
"I still don't get it. I'm 5."
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian:
"Bang, bang, boom, boom!"
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb:
"Bang, bang, boom, boom? Damn, that thing's operational!"
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"Hey, Leia, you got a date for the We Just Killed Thousands of People Dance tonight?"
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia:
"No."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"You do now. Pick you up at 7:00. And save Yub Nub for me. Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too! I'll see you at 7:00."
Mort Goldman as Lando Calrissian:
"I hate that stupid fish man."
Rallo Tubbs as Nien Nunb:
"I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"How are we gonna get out of here?"
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2:
"Wait a second, guys. I got an idea. Remember that laser I used to break Leia out of Jabba's handcuffs? Well, here comes a little tiny saw!"
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"Hey, take your helmet off. I'll do "got your nose.""
Stormtrooper:
"We're not supposed to take these off, but I really want to see that."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"What the hell? Your head is so small."
Stormtrooper:
"Yeah, that's why we wear these big helmets. It's a lot more intimidating."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"I'll be honest with you. I don't like people who are different. [shoots Stormtrooper in the head]"
Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO:
"The mighty Jabba has decreed that you are to be thrown in the Sarlacc pit. There, you will discover a new meaning of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"No sweat. I'm bringing a box of All-Bran. I'll be sprayed all over the desert in a week. Right? Big lips on a stick knows what I'm talking about."
Sy Snoodles:
"Ha! Fiber!"
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2:
"Oh, Luke! Did you want me to throw you your lightsaber?"
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:
"Yeah, about 10 minutes ago!"
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2:
"Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber is in my rectum."
Cleveland Brown as R2-D2:
"Kid's tongue stuck to a ass."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"All right, everybody, hands in the air! All right. Now I want you to take off your helmets, go outside and dig up your own graves with them."
Lois Griffin as Princess Leia:
"Han, that's kind of dark."
Peter Griffin as Han Solo:
"Shut up! There's enough cutesy crap in this movie. I think we all need this. Now get outside!"
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