Candace:"oh, Stacy: Can you imagine the glamorous life of a supermodel?"
[She daydreams about her] "Hi, I'm Candace - I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers. You know: being a supermodel is hard work - The bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money. That's why I start every morning with Candace Os."
"What?"
[sighs] "I really shouldn't fantasize on an empty stomach."
Announcer (Daydream):"Candace Os. Part of a nutritious breakfast. [back to reality…]"
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