HBO Promo-"Life On Earth: The Infinite Variety"
"Life On Earth" was a nature program on HBO.
Quote O' Matic
Marge:
"[she and the father go inside Try-N-Save on Christmas Eve, as…; ♪"Deck the Halls" (Instrumental)♪] Homer, look at this mob. [a crowded customer line with four out of nine open registers] The good toys are probably all gone."
Homer:
"('hic-hic's) Oh, Santa's got a little trick up his sleeve. [he takes off his mittens as it approaches…; uses P.A.] Attention, shoppers: Register 9 is now open for your shopping convenience. [a small batch of customers come to that just-opened register]"
Homer (Cashier):
"[a customer with a blue short-sleeved shirt is now putting toys on the register] (a model car) Sorry, these are for display only. (a teddy bear) This has been recalled. (a refillable water shooter) Ooh, Bart would like this. (…and a football) We're out of these. (He didn't take a hockey puck.)"
Customer's Mother:
"[about the football; the music surges into another indistinguishable orchestral] Out? But I just…"
Homer:
"Register nine is now closed. [he opens the register and stuffs his stack of cash on the door, before he steals the last-minute Christmas toys he paid for.] ('He-he-he's)"
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