The Simpsons

Debut: December 17, 1989

The Simpsons has since grown into the longest running animated primetime series on U.S. television! Since its introduction in 1989, it has become an icon of American popular culture. Lampooning everything from science and technology to pop culture, the series was not afraid right out the door to take risks and do things that other similar TV shows never dared to do. Created by Matt Groening and originally debuting as a series of sketches on "The Tracy Ullman Show" the series still maintains the same relevance it had when it was new and has a world that changes and evolves in the same as our modern world, even though the characters never age.

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Title	Date Added	Air Date
The Simpsons	05/01/2012	(1989)
KTVU-TV Newscasts	08/11/2020	(1958)
It's Your Move	05/01/2012	(1984 - 1985)
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror	06/16/2021	(1990)
That '70s Show	05/01/2012	(1998 - 2006)
Polka Dot Door	05/01/2012	(1971 - 1993)
Video Soul	01/29/2025	(1981 - 1996)

Intros

"McMansion & Wife" (35.3 [#0ABF20]): Opening "Stupid imagination" gag (OAD:...

"Christmas Special" (#7608 [1.1; ’90]): Opening Credits [la-esp]

May 21, 2023 intro to the 750th episode.

"Bart's Not Dead" intro (9/30/18; "The Simpsons: 30 Years")

"Poorhouse Rock" (#UABF14 [5/22/22]) Couch Gag by Spike Monster (Twitter)

The arcade theme

Credits

"Homer and Her Sisters" (36.3/36.9 [#36ABF03]): Exercis-end Credits (OAD: 1...

"24 Minutes" [18.21 (5/20/07)]: Split-screen credits with Family Guy promo ...

Bart The Genius Credits (Capped From FOX)

"Iron Marge" (35.6 [#OABF22]): End-lilogue Credits (OAD: 11/12/23)

"Christmas Special" (#7608 [1.1; ’90]): "Merry Xmas from 'TS'." and End Cre...

"Bart's Comet" (#2F11 [5/2/95]) 2000's BBC 2 credits w/ 'Simpsons'/'Fresh P...

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Narrator: "With the family in disarray; Episodes increasingly resorted to gimmicky premises… and nonsensical plots." "Trendy guest stars were shamelessly trotted out to grab ratings. [in order: Butch Patrick from 'Eight Misbehavin'', Buzz Aldrin from 'Deep Space Homer', and Tom Kite from 'Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield']"

Skinner: "['The Principal and the Pauper'] I'm… a imposter. [points] That man is the real Seymour Skinner. [some of the audience gasp]" "Just try me, you… [a glove pops out of Hawking's wheelchair and punches him in his head, leaning; this is followed by Sir Gary Coleman from 'Grit of the Magi']"

Stephen Hawking: "[from 'They Saved Lisa's Brain'] If you're looking for trouble: You found it."

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Celebrity Impersonators: "♪L.A. makes great movies and awesome TV shows Springfield come make nothing 'cause Springfield blows (3x) Springfield blows Yes, Springfield blows♪"

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Rich Texan: "Yee-haw! Moe can't catch a break. (2x) [taps his left foot] One, two, three, four [he shoot his two guns in the air] Can't catch a break [taps once more] One, two, three, four [cut to black] and there's some producers - One [Al Jean - showrunner/executive producer], two, three, four [James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Sam Simon - developers/executive producers]; Four producers."

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Lisa: "So, to contin- [dream bubbles fills in]"

Mr. Burns: "-ue with the sad sto- [dream bubble fills in]"

Moe: "[from his letter] -ry of Moe's Treasure. It was the first day of Summer… [new dream bubble zooms in from the center; Moe himself whistles] I was heading for a restaurant supply store to buy some urinal cake mix when I suddenly side swiped, by love. [the bus hits him hard]"

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Principal Skinner | Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder: "♪Ebony and I-III-ovry♪"

Anges Skinner | Paul & Stevie: "♪Live together in per-rrr-ect, ha-aarr-mony♪"

Marge & Bart | Paul & Stevie: "[Marge imagines the Skinners as elderies her & Bart; She gasped] ♪Side-by-side on my paino Ke-eee-yboard, Oh, Lord Why-yyy don't we-eee-eee…♪"

Marge: "[screams] No-ooo-ooo! [pushes them aside] stop the Showcase! [the audience has no reaction]"

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Disclaimer: "the Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving."

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Homer: "What's this? [reads note] 'Goodbye Springfield.'?"

Ned: "'The Flanders family has pulled up stakes. You have laughed at us for the last-diddly-ast time.'"

Homer: "'last-diddly-ast'? [starts crying] He's gone; [drops his basket of chocolate chip cookies] …and is all someone's fault! [he continues cries by laying down whist he bites on two of his cookies]."

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Mr. Thompson: "We were fools. …and because we rejected God - tacitly accepted Satan, we must suffer through the apocalypse."

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Bubbles: "[Marge, Lisa, Grandpa, Patty and Salma are watching a animated Christmas special on primetime TV.] hey, Moldy: Do you think Santa will be able to find Elf County under all this snow?"

Moldy: "I doubt it, Bubbles; We'll be sad little elves this Christmas."

Lisa: "[reacting] Oh, no!"

Grandpa: "[also reacitve] oh, Brother."

Patty: "[sans…] Where's your husband?"

Salma: "Yeah; It's getting late."

Marge: "hmmm, He said he went caroling with Bart. [cut to where: Homer, his son and Barney entering Springfield Downs]"

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Marge: "in the Ovenfresh Bakeoff: Clever presentation is as important as taste. so I'm entering… [reveals via napkin] my Dessert Dogs - [points one at the time] It's deep-fried cookie dough, with meringue buns, cherry ketchup and caramel mustard."

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Milhouse: "[as CBG sips his paid fountain soda] This magazine you sold me isn't 'Fantastic Four'; it's 'Fantastic FLOOR'. [it's their annual hardwood issue] My family can't put in floors; We rent."

Comic Book Guy: "[puts away his drink] Sorry - No refunds."

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Homer: "What's wrong, son?"

Bart: "Comic Book Guy made me pay for these he said I smudged, but I didn't even touch 'em." "He was trying to unload these crappy comics on a helpless kid."

Lisa: "[seeing the front covers] 'Ri¢hie Ri¢h Incorporates in Delaware'; 'Easy to Believe Tales'; 'Supergirl vs. the Glass Ceiling'; 'The Green Listener'?"

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Man: "Folks, I'm Finn Bon Idée; I am CEO and head mind blower here at GimmeChow. …and I came up with a way to disrupt restaurant delivery - [the still of corner eatery "Le Petite Appétit" is shown] by getting rid of the restaurants! [the explosion effect occurs to…]"

Finn: "Introducing the GimmeChow Ghost Kitchen. 20 new delivery-only dining concepts, operating out of one central kitchen; Ours! [examples include Appetite 4 Induction; Nugget Safari; Wok Tease; Atlas Grubbed; Wing Slut; Gospel Fried Catfish; Final Moo BBQ; The Phuket Bucket; and Uncle Mohl's Deli] Together: Me and You, and your shift manager - [filler #1] are gonna revolutionize food delivery, and feed all out friends here in [filler #2]."

Female Filler: "[#1 - a still is shown] Gil Gunderson" [#2 - "IMAGE NOT FOUND" is displayed above a white square with a black border is shown] "Spring-Feld"

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Sherri: "Isn't it amazing? The same day you got a pool is the same day we realized we liked you?"

Terri: "The timing worked out great, don't you think?"

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'Cosmic Wars' Episode: "The Gathering Shadow"

Crawl: "It is a time of uncertainty. The empire's ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close reexamination of galactic export quotas. Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired a subcommittee to draft amendments to existing trade policies." "Meanwhile, regulatory agencies are being heavily lobbied by a consortium of mercantile interest groups and their suppliers to streamline leading restrictions for class C cargo vessels. The shipping"

Bart: "[sighted] 'amendments'; 'regulatory agencies'? what the Fart-Bot?"

Lisa: "Don't worry; They just getting the plot out of the way, so won't slow down the… [poses and does the sound effects like Ben Burtt did for the 'Star Wars' mainline.]"

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Homer: "Oh-no; my recurring nightmare is coming true. [He dreams of him winning the Oscar® for Best Lead Actor]"

Homer (Dream): "There are many people I like to thank for this award: My wife; Anjelica Huston. This is for you, Anje; We did it!"

Smashius Clay: "[the two Oscar® statuettes aside from Homer transform into his legs] Speeches cannot be longer than 30 seconds." [Homer shrieks as the robot blasts him into dust] "Now: a tribute to those who have left us this past year. [a photo of Homer J. Simpson winning a recent award is shown; Back to reality Homer]"

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Radio DJ: "Now let's down shift to the holiday spirit with 'Christmas Convoy'."

Male Lead: "♪Stars shine bright that silent night 90 miles out of major town All the gold and mir and frankincense Three kings put the hammer down♪ "

Female Backups: "♪'cause we got a Christmas Convoy Ain't she a beautiful thing We got a roll his truckin' Convoy to see the newborn king Con-voy!♪"

Male: "10-4, King of the Jews."

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Marge: "An alligator with sunglasses? Now i've seen everything."

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Homer: "(running line) Why you little..!!"

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Homer: "(after the baby panda bites his hand) Why you little...! I'll endanger you!!"

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