Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"Give yourself to the dark side, Luke."
Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker:"I will not fight you."
Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader:"Well, all right. I guess that's no problem. I can always get Seth Green to fight me. He'll do anything for money. I mean, did you see Sex Drive? Oh, of course you didn't. You're a person. Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers. Asians really liked it. And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know? I mean, the work is much harder when you know the project is no good. Still, all those small paychecks must add up."
[...]:"I wonder if his fan base knows how Jewish he really is."