Myles Moesha:
"'I want to get a job.' 'Now Myles, you know the circus is *not* in town.'
-Myles Moesha"
Kim Hakeem:
"'You know, why are you always playing so hard-to-get?' 'I'm not playing!'
-Kim Hakeem"
Hakeem Frank Mitchell:
"'What's up, Jetsons!' 'Jetsons?' 'Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.'
-Hakeem Frank Mitchell"
Kim:
"What's up, Shawshank? I thought you were doing five to ten.
-Kim"
Moesha Niecy:
"Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?' 'Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.
-Moesha Niecy"
Kim:
"Chicken, get yo' chicken here. Chicken. Free chicken. Half off the free chicken!
-Kim"
Quinton:
"[about Channing] That brotha's a teacher? Dang, who's head of the English department? Foxy Brown?
-Quinton"
Moesha Dr. Woods:
"'The Mitchells are your typical middle-class family. Lots of laughs, lots of hugs, lots of love.' 'Lots of drama.'
-Moesha Dr. Woods"
Myles Moesha:
"'Looks like it's back to picking lemons.' 'Lemons? You better make that cotton.'
-Myles Moesha"
Niecy Antonio:
"Niecy: Hola, chico. Antonio: Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, my sista!
-Niecy Antonio"
Sara Andell:
"'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'
-Sara Andell"
Cop Frank Mitchell:
"'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
-Cop Frank Mitchell"
Niecy Myles:
"'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
-Niecy Myles"
Moesha Niecy:
"Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
-Moesha Niecy"
Moesha:
"Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
-Moesha"
Hakeem:
"Hakeem: Boom!
-Hakeem"
Kim:
"What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
-Kim"
Kim:
"Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
-Kim"
Kim Taylor:
"[about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
-Kim Taylor"
Aaron Moesha:
"'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'
-Aaron Moesha"