Fred "Weasel" Podowski:
"How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."
Fred "Weasel" Podowski:
"Hey! You Guys Ain't Cows Is Ya? Little Cows Looking For Some Grass...Come On Let Me Here You Moo! MOO!"
Sadie:
"You Male Shovinist Dog!"
Weasel:
"Pig, Sadie."
Sadie:
"What?"
Weasel:
"You Male Shovinist Pig."
Sadie:
"Ok, You Male Shovinist Pig!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski:
"I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?"
Sheriff:
"How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass... sideways?"
Mari:
"The leaves are really beautiful."
Phyllis Stone:
"Yup, their really starting to change, I guess winters comin' on!"
Mari:
"Yup, Hey! I changed this winter!"
Phyllis Stone:
"What do you mean you changed?"
Mari:
"I mean my breast filled out!
[Phyllis laughs]"
Mari:
"I mean they were nothing last summer!"
Phyllis Stone:
"I didn't know you last summer!"
Mari:
"Well, they have!"
Phyllis Stone:
"Well, congratulations!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski:
"How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."
Krug Stillo:
"Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"
Krug Stillo:
"You must think we're stupid right? No, we're not stupid. We might be horny old pigs, but, we ain't stupid."
Krug Stillo:
"Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
Mari:
"Junior, do you have a girlfriend?"
Junior Stillo:
"Oh yeah, I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get me!"
Mari:
"I don't think you do."
Junior Stillo:
"Well you're right."
Krug Stillo:
"Piss your pants!"
Phyllis Stone:
"What?"
Krug Stillo:
"I said "Piss your pants"!"
Phyllis Stone:
"You sick mother!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski:
"How's your back, baby?"
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