The Cramp Twins
Debut: January 01, 2002
Ended: January 01, 2004

Smart, sensible yet preachy Lucien and rowdy thug Wayne Cramp are not-so identical twins who live with their hygiene-obsessed mother Dorothy and their Western-obsessed father Horace in the fictional town of Soap City, where cleanliness is a way of life and any concern about nature will make you a pariah. Sadly, but obviously, neither get along. Wayne's friend is Dirty Joe and the girl that has a crush on him is Wendy Winkle, though he hates her. His enemies are Miss Hillary Hissy and Lucien's friends are the wise yet vertically-challenged Tony Parsons and Mari and Luke Harrison.

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Wayne: "Lucien. -Wayne"
Mom: "What are you doing in here. You know your not allowed in moms laundry laboratory. -Mom"
Wayne: "Wayne: (to Lucien) GIRL-PANTS! -Wayne"
Lucien Cramp: "My mom uses poison, my dad sells poison, and Wayne... Well Wayne is poison. -Lucien Cramp"
Horace Cramp: "Our own wayne, blowing up a whole swamp... I'm sick with joy -Horace Cramp"
Lucien Cramp Horace Cramp: "Guess what, I have psychic powers!' 'That's nice, son. -Lucien Cramp Horace Cramp"
Mr. Winkle: "Okay, naked people. Party's over, get out of my house. -Mr. Winkle"
Wayne Lucien: "Wayne: Go get mom. I may have brain damage. Lucien: A minor injury in your case. -Wayne Lucien"
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