Aliens in the Family
Debut: May 15, 1996
Ended: August 31, 1996

Cookie is a recombinant DNA scientist on a far planet. Divorced and looking for suitable material she abducts a suburban single father from Earth. Love blossoms, they marry, and she and her three children join him and his two on Earth, like an interstellar Brady Bunch.

Intros
Posters
Quotes
Bobut: "Why are there no happy endings in real life?"
Bobut: "Please summarize. I am losing consciousness!"
Bobut: "You forbade me from using mind-control, which left me with very limited options!"
Bobut: "I require Stinky Stevie!"
Bobut: "Rodent, I command you, find me Stinky Stevie!"
Heather: "I know you ate my new Smashing Pumpkins CD."
Cookie: "Maybe he'll find that trail of alkeline battery treats we left for him."
Spit: "Whoah, glottensnort!"
Bobut: "Goodbye cruel domicile."
Bobut: "I require pudding."
Bobut: "Entertain me, boring stooge."
Bobut: "These diapers are unacceptably snug."
Sally: "I haven't had so much fun since I went out with my high school math teacher!"
High Elder Prissy: "Regis and Kathy Lee? They have a show on this planet too?"
Bobut: "Tonight's "Aliens in the Family" has been brought to you by the 25th dimension."
High Elder Prissy: "We must leave before the humans completely destroy our minds!"
Heather: "Uh, is there a reason why there's a spaceship on the patio?"
Bobut: "At last! Now I control all the spoons!"
Tiffany: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen... I loved it!"
Tiffany: "Wow! A slimy little green man!"
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