Principal McVicker:
"But I don't want any visitors... I'm sick in the head!"
Psychiatrist:
"Seeing them is a first step towards resuming your duties as principal. After all, they're your students..."
Principal McVicker:
"No! They're demons sent straight from Hell!"
Burger World Manager:
"Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
Butt-Head:
"Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
Beavis:
"Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop."
Beavis:
"Damn it! We were all craved for this Workers' Constipation, and this bunghole stole our idea!"
Coach Buzzcut:
"Damn it, Beavis! I am the Ghost Of Christmas Future, and I'm going to straighten you out, even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine!"
Beavis:
"Really? That could hurt..."
Beavis:
"Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
Butt-Head:
"That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
Beavis:
"Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach."
Butt-Head:
"Uh... Come here, doggie."
Beavis:
"(as Cornholio)
Trick or treat, son of a bitch!"
Butthead:
"I gave her the finger, huh-huh-heh"
Bevis:
"He still likes butts"
Butthead:
"The phone is ringing I cannot linger,
so look out butt, here comes my finger."
Butthead:
"[Watching music video for Boy George's "I'm a Man"] (shocked) You're a what?!?!"
Beavis:
"Check out my Butt!"
Butt-Head:
"Would ya like a copy of my butt?"
Buzzcut:
"Are you a Man?"
Butt-Head:
"Yeah"
Buzzcut:
"What makes you think so!!!?"
Butt-Head:
"Uhhh, I got testicles, uh-huh-huh-huh!"
Butthead:
"Huh huh huh, what's with the braid on the back of this guy's head?"
Beavis:
"Hehe yeah, it's like those dolls that have the string that you pull to make them say stuff."
Butt-Head:
"Uh, how can I help you this... tonight?"
Butt-Head (As Captain Picard) to Beavis (As Commander Riker):
"Number one, I order you to go take a number 2!"
Beavis:
"My people; we are without Bungholes..."
Butt-head:
"Stop in the name of all which does not suck.
-Butt-head"
Beavis:
"Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.
-Beavis"
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