Harold:
"Madame Fortress, mommy!"
Rabbi Goldberg:
"Harold, I'm disturbed about two things. First of all, you stole. Stealing is against the law; 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'."
Harold:
"But I was hungry, Rabbi Goldberg!"
Rabbi:
"And secondly; and most important, you stole a ham. Ham is not Kosher. Not Kosher at all. We don't eat ham. We haven't for 5,000 years and we don't need to start now. [crosses his arms]"
Harold:
"I know! And I'm sorry-yyyy!"
Rabbi:
"Yes. I know you're sorry because you did something that got you into trouble. But I don't think you understand why. When I was a young man about your age, I had a friend who admired a vest hanging in a tailor shop. It was a beautiful vest: Red velvet with gold buttons. He coveted that vest, Harold, but didn't have the money to buy it! You know what happened? My friend stole the vest! And he was punished! He had to work at the tailor shop, learning how to cut and sew and stitch so he would see ju"
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Mr. Green:
""Harold Berman! I can't believe my eyes! You stole my beautiful ham! And now it's ruined!""
Harold:
""Aw, I was hungry! I was really, really hungry!""
Mr. Green:
""That doesn't give you the right to steal from people! (He points his finger directly in Harold's face) YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?""
Harold:
""NOOOOO!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!""
Mr. Green:
""I'm gonna have to call his mommy.""
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Grandpa:
""Hey why you being so nice to me ya chiseling lowlife?""
Mr.Hyunh:
"I like to work in the Resaraunt
-Mr.Hyunh"
Eugene:
"Strained beets...Strained beets...
-Eugene"
Helga:
"Helga: Oh Arnold my love,( says a poem)
Brainy(heavy breathing)
Helga: (knocks out Brainy)
-Helga"
Gerald:
"You're a bold kid Arnold, a bold kid
-Gerald"
Arnold Shortman:
"This heat's so crazy it's got Grandma acting normal.
-Arnold Shortman"
Harold and Rhonda:
"Harold: I don't want to go into the Tunnel of Love with you Rhonda! Rhonda: Oh I know you like me Harold! Harold: NO I DON'T! HELP! HELP!
-Harold and Rhonda"
Oskar Kokosha:
"Oskar Kokosha: Don't worry, Arnold, there's no way I can lose. [next frame] I can't believe I lost.
-Oskar Kokosha"
Curly and Helga:
"Curly: "I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!" Helga: "Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour.
-Curly and Helga"
Arnold:
"You set a beautiful table, my fair senorita. (purrs)
-Arnold"
Phil:
"Never eat raspberries.
-Phil"
Sid:
"Ahh! It's Wheezin' Ed and... some other guy!
-Sid"
Helga:
"Ruth?! (giggle) Hewwo. My name's Wuth.
-Helga"
Grandpa Phil:
"Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
-Grandpa Phil"
Helga:
"The boy with the cornflower hair. Me beloved, and my despair.
-Helga"
People:
"Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!
-People"
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