The Muppet Show
Debut: September 05, 1976
Ended: May 23, 1981
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| Poster | Title | Date Added | Air Date | |
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The Muppet Show | 05/01/2012 | (1976 - 1981) | |
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Little Muppet Monsters | 12/15/2012 | (1985 - 1985) | |
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Dog City | 12/15/2012 | (1992 - 1995) | |
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Baby Looney Tunes | 12/01/2015 | (2001 - 2006) | |
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Mopatop's Shop | 07/24/2015 | (1999 - 2003) | |
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The Jim Henson Hour | 12/15/2012 | (1989 - 1989) | |
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Muppet Babies (2018 TV series) | 09/21/2018 | (2018 - 2022) |
Intros
October 6, 1980 open - w/Special Guest Star Brooke Shields
Japanese 1981 dub intro to the Peter Sellers episode
"Joel Grey" (1-03) Intro (OAD: 9/5/1976; 1/19/21 Disney+ Promo version)
The Muppet Show episode for Star Wars. As aired on The Disney Channel in 19...
Castillian/European Spanish intro for season 1 (original 1978 TVE dub)
Castillian/European Spanish intro for season 1 (DVD re-dub)
Credits
October 4, 1980 close - w/Special Guest Star Brooke Shields
Original 1980 ITC ending to the Andy Williams episode (season 4, Australian...
1980s "hit!" ending to the Leo Sayer episode (season 3, 1986 UK broadcast, ...
Japanese 1981 dub credits to the Elton John episode
1980s "hit!" ending to the Debbie Harry episode (season 5, April 1986 UK br...
Original 1981 ITC ending to the Debbie Harry episode (season 5)
Posters
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Quotes
Pops:
"Who are you?"
Brooke Shields:
"I'm your guest, Brooke Shields."
Pops:
"Oh, yes. Brooke Shields. Yeah, he-here's your script."
Brooke Shields:
"Thank you. (look at this) Gee, this is "Alice in Wonderland". I thought I was doing something called "The Muffin Show"."
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Dr. Honeydew:
"Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today."
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Narrator:
"It's time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital. The continuous story of a quack, Who is gone to the dogs."
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Captain Link Hogthrob:
"Oh no! We have invaded by a little green monster!"
Doctor Julius Strangepork:
"It's worse than that! We got two First Mate Piggies!"
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Loretta Swit:
"Kermit, who is replace someone with a talent and a verb ....?"
Kermit the Frog:
"[As he comes down] Well, In Vet's hospital, I wonder if you could be in it and replace Miss Piggy?"
Loretta Swit:
"[Gasp as she gets excited] I love to!!!"
Kermit the Frog:
"Oh, Good!"
Loretta Swit:
"Will the costumes fit?"
Kermit the Frog:
"Oh, yeah. Anybody can do that."
Tongue Magazine Photographer:
"Uh, Excuse me, Miss Piggy. Do you work here?"
Miss Piggy:
"HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)"
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Kermit the Frog:
"(Gasp) Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?"
Miss Piggy:
"Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?"
Kermit the Frog:
"The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine."
Miss Piggy:
"Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item."
Kermit the Frog:
"[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!"
Miss Piggy:
"Just a little slight exaggeration."
Kermit the Frog:
"[shouting] That's a bold-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!"
Miss Piggy:
"Well, what are you going to do?"
Kermit the Frog:
"[Still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired!"
Miss Piggy:
"But, I am supposed to be in the next number!"
Kermit the Frog:
"[Still shouting] I will can, Uh [To the loudspeaker microphone] Cancel the next number. Instead, bring the snorers chorus."
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Doctor Bunsen Honeydew:
"Oh, Hello. I am Doctor Bunsen Honeydew. Welcoming you here at The Muppets Laboratory where is future is being made today."
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Narrator:
"Is this the end of Pigs In Space?"
Audience:
"YES!"
Narrator:
"Tune in next time for another...."
Audience:
"NO!"
Narrator:
"Okay, Don't. See what I care of."
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Narrator:
"And now, PIIIGS INNNN SPACCCCCCE! (Two shooting stars appear, Then the heads of the characters zooming in as the narrator call out) Starring the incredible Captain Link Heartthrob, The adorable First Mate Miss Piggy, and The Mad Scientist Doctor Julius Strangepork."
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Scooter:
"(Knocks at the Guest Star's Dressing Room Door)"
Scooter:
"(Opens the The Guest Star's Dressing Room Door) Oh, Dudley. Dudley Moore, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Moore."
Dudley Moore:
"(As he is trying to tune his piano) Why Thank You, Scooter. Well you see, I am having a bit trouble getting this piano tuned. Can you give me an "A"?"
Scooter:
"Why sure, Easy! (Holds out a gun, And shoots at the ceiling and the letter A drops and Dudley catches it)."
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Kermit the Frog:
"Uh, Thank You, Thank You. Welcome to a very moment of The Muppet Show. I am very sorry but I have some bad news to tell you."
Waldorf:
"I think it made at last."
Statler:
"Or maybe the show has been canceled."
Kermit the Frog:
".... The show has been canceled tonight. Well, You see. I just misread my a calender. You see, Tonight we are doing audition for new acts. You are welcome to see it. But I don't think there will be any excitements."
Statler:
"Should we stay or should we go?"
Waldorf:
"I don't know."
Kermit the Frog:
"(To Statler and Waldorf) Why don't take a night off? (To the viewers) So, We are very sorry, So good night, everyone. (Audience Groan for disappointment and left the theatre)."
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Fozzie:
"Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!"
Kermit:
"Thank you! Thank you. Welcome again to The Muppet Show!"
Kermit:
"Thank you! Thank you. Welcome to The Muppet Show..."
Kermit:
"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star... ___*blank*___. Yay!"
Kermit:
"Thank you all again and join us next time on The Muppet Show!"
Fozzie:
"What do you call a soft drink for frogs? Croaka Cola!"
Miss Piggy:
"HI-YAH"
Manah Manah guy:
"Manah Manah!"
C3P0:
"She doesn't look like the princess to me."
Miss Piggy:
"Watch it, hardware!"
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