Binky:
"Can't breathe! Tell the nurse! I think I have plasma!"
Buster:
"Don't you mean "asthma", Binky?"
Binky:
"Stupid word. Too many consonants all smushed together..."
Arthur:
"Boy, Ratburn's tough! He gave us homework on the first day."
Buster:
"Get with it, Arthur. We're not dealing with a human being here. This is serious!"
Arthur:
"Is Pal feeling better?"
The Vet:
"Well, He is still quite queasy. He ate a lot of things that a dog shouldn't eat. What did he eat yesterday?"
Arthur:
"Pancakes, Halloween Candy, Then he swallowed a hot dog with mustard."
The Vet:
"(Gives Arthur lecture book) Here read this. It's about what dogs should eat to stay healthy."
Ratburn:
"Shall I repeat the question Sue Ellen?"
Sue Ellen:
"Red! The answer is red!"
Ratburn:
"No. 22 times 11 is not "red", It's 242. However, if I had asked what color your cheeks are turning, "red" would have been the correct answer."
Arthur:
"Is the show over?"
D.W.:
"Nope, intermission. Rapunzel fell out of the castle and broke her neck! This is much more exciting than the version mom told me."
Binky:
"Brain, do you think it will be cold this summer?"
Brain:
"No, why?"
Binky:
"Because my dad said he'd buy me a computer when it snows in July."
Francine:
"It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring.(dad snoring)and it's driving me nuts!"
Francine:
"Has anyone seen my penicillin-I mean, pencil and pen?"
Binky:
"I want to found a new club with no dumb hitting or stuff. And if anybody breaks that rule, I'll clobber them!"
D.W.:
"How do you get square balloons?"
Saleswoman:
"Blow square breaths."
D.W.:
"Oh...."
D.W.:
"Mom, Dad! The bathroom's on fire!"
Arthur:
"That's steam! I'm taking a shower!"
D.W.:
"(a building is exploded)She did it!(points to Kate)"
Mom:
"A demolition team did it, D.W."
D.W.:
"Right. That what I meant.(snaps fingers)"
Talking radio:
"You're not in the story, and you're doing my lines! I warn Jack to run away but not until he hears "Fe Fi Fo"--you know the drill!"
David Read:
"[Arthur chases DW around the kitchen table while Pal barks and Kate cries.] Alright everybody FREEZE!!
-David Read"
Ratburn:
"Arthur, I just stopped by to give you this spring's reading list. Oh, are you having cake?
-Ratburn"
Binky:
"[reciting his poem] People think I can't write a poem, but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, and I gave it the title Binky's poem. So shut up! The end!
-Binky"
D.W.:
"[singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
-D.W."
D.W. Reed:
"Oh everyone thinks that my brother stinks, like a piece of stinky cheese. But me, I say, that he's ok, as long as there's a breeze.
-D.W. Reed"
Binky:
"Binky: I founded this club and now I'm un-founding it.
-Binky"
Arthur:
"A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!"
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