Garfield:
"[handling groceries to Odie, which bark-spones back] Canned ham; one Casaba melon; one small child; one box of corn flakes."
[confused; reads a receipt from the bag] "Peanut butter; Instant mash potatoes; American cheese; Corn chips. No; No baby on here."
Jon:
"Look at all this stuff you brought: Candy and Sausage patties and Popcorn and a Baby and Donuts and-" [covers his eyes] "Oh just put it all away."
Garfield:
"I usually do." [to Odie] "Watch this: I give him five seconds; 4, 3, 2... cue Arbuckle."
Jon:
"[runs back to...] a Baby?!?"
Garfield:
"Bring me an order of everything, with a side order of everything else."
Garfield:
"I love Pookie!"
Garfield:
"They don`t pay me enough for this"
John (exercising with Garfield):
"Let's skip some rope!"
Garfield:
"Fine. We'll skip the rope. We'll skip the sit-ups..."
Garfield:
"Quick, call the lollipop factory. They want you to pose for the world's biggest sucker."
Garfield:
"Water! Water! (grunt) Come on! I need Water!!!"
Binky the Clown:
"HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY KIDS!"
Garfield:
"Whoever thought of that should be drug out to the street and shot"
Orson:
"Chicken Licken said to the King "The sky is falling!" and the King said "All this tampering with the ozone layer...""
Garfield:
"No I will not throw the stick so you can fetch it"
Garfield:
"Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out."
Garfield:
"Think of a number between one and ten. The number you think of is seven."
Garfield:
"Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on!"
Garfield (The Cat):
"It's all in the attitude."
Garfield:
"Help! We're being attacked by yogurt, and it's not soft or frozen!"
Binky The Clown:
"HEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!!"
Jon:
"Sorry, Garfield. I got paid on Mondays. Now that we don't have Mondays any more, I don't get paid!"
Wade:
"Hey bull, how would you like to be a leather jacket?"
Comments
141