Mork:
"Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
-Mork"
Mork:
"Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?
-Mork"
Mork:
"If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.
-Mork"
Mork:
"Must be a footnote.
-Mork"
Mindy:
"What's this piece of paper?"
Pat:
"That, my friend, is called a jury summons."
Mindy:
"A JURY SUMMONS? WHAT DID I DO TO RECEIVE THIS?"
Pat:
"YOU haven't done ANYTHING. The court just needs you to be a member of the jury in a civil case. What the case IS...I don't know."
Mindy:
"How do you know about the jury summons then?"
Pat:
"Because...I HAVE ONE, TOO."
Mindy:
"(Sighs)"
Mindy:
"Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.
-Mindy"
Customer Mork:
"My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest?'' ''Eat your car keys.
-Customer Mork"
Mork:
"Mork calling Orson, come in Orson
-Mork"
Mork:
"Nothing beats good ol' Cheerios"
Mindy:
"Except for my hugs, right?"
Mork:
"Well, there ARE some exceptions"
Mindy:
"You DO know that I am hot and sweaty, don't you?"
Mork:
"I didn't know that, but as I said earlier, there ARE some exceptions."
Mindy:
"(Hugs Mork and eats her "Special K" cereal)"
Jean:
"It must be a lovely world he lives in."
Mindy:
"Why are you building a tower of Cheerioats?"
Mork:
"Because it's hard to stack oatmeal."
Mork:
"Oh what a tangled web I weave..."
Mork:
"Oh what a tangled web I weave..."
Exidor:
"If we could bag what I just said over there, we could double the corn crop in Kansas!"
Mork:
"I want to be a hickey on the neck of life."
Mork:
"If my knees knock any louder, I'm gonna look inside my pants and see who's there."
Orson:
"Have you been smoking your socks again, Mork?"
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