The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror
Debut: October 25, 1990
Intros
"XV" (#FABF23 [16.1; 11/7/04]): Cold Open ["Keeping It Kodos"] and Half of ...
"Treehouse of Horror XXXI" intro (Season 32/OAD: 11/1/2020)
"Treehouse of Horror XXX" intro (Season 31/OAD: 10/20/2019)
"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" intro (Season 30/OAD: 10/21/2018)
"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII" intro (Season 29/OAD: 10/22/2017)
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII" intro (Season 28/OAD: 10/16/2016)
Credits
"XV" (#FABF23 [16.1; 11/7/04]): "Gilded Truffle" ending and End Credits (FO...
"Treehouse of Horror XXXI" credits (Season 32/OAD: 11/1/2020)
"Treehouse of Horror XXX" credits (Season 31/OAD: 10/20/2019)
"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" credits (Season 30/OAD: 10/21/2018)
"Treehouse of Horror XXVIII" credits (Season 29/OAD: 10/22/2017)
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII" credits (Season 28/OAD: 10/16/2016)
Posters
Quotes
Marge:
"[he enters the house, hanging his helmet on the coat hanger] Homer, hurry; the new episode of 'Robber Barons' is about to start."
Man:
"[on 'recap'] The very idea; an elevated train under the ground? I require no crystal ball to see that your invention will never work, Mr. Theddeus Subway. [Teddeus lowers his head dejectedly]"
Homer:
"Who's that guy with the mustache? Who's that other mustache? It's so dark; Can we brighten it?"
[moments later...] "It's got to be almost over; Right?"
[dejectedly lay down] "O-ooo-oh...""
Lisa:
"This is how the director meant for us to watch it: Our squinting reinforces the themes."
"This is still the recap from last week."
Marge:
"Homer; It's our civic duty to watch the most densely plotted television we can. That's why lowbrow entertainment was outlawed. [Homer groans down some more]"
Added By: STHerbs97
Text (Top):
"Marge walked out of the steamy bathroom and stopped to nuzzle her baby girl. 'She's always so yummy after a bath,' she thought. Maggie giggled then let out a big yawn. Marge smiled. She too, was ready for bed. She frowned as she remembered the dishwasher still needed to be loaded. She had asked Homer to do it.
'Which one's the dishwasher again?' he replied without turning from the TV, 'The cold one with all the food?'."
Text (Bottom):
"Marge thought it to do it herself. 'Yes,' she thought, 'I'll get to that right after I help Lisa find the escaped fruit flies she'd been crossbreeding for science.' Of course, that would have to wait until after she pulled the arrow from Bart's bedroom wall and found where's he hiding that damn hunting bow.
Marge shook all those chores out of her head for now. [the first segment begins⋯] It was time to put her freshly bathed angel to bed. She took a deep breath and sighed:"
Marge:
"What a long day! What should we read tonight?"
Added By: STHerbs97
Mr. Burns:
"[Bart and Lisa arrives at his office from the Nuclear Power Plant] Welcome to Earth - Local time is 10:37. We know you have a choice of portals; so Thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport - a division of Gulf + Western. [Bart and Lisa runs off.]"
Added By: STHerbs97
Sideshow Bob:
"(from "Eight" in 'XXXIV') [a prison guard lets him go into cell 1A32] I'm sorry for the imbroglio, but if the chef de cuisine insists on calling it "Taco Tuesdays", He can't very well serve flautas, and expect us not to make a fuss."
Added By: STHerbs97
Kent Brockman:
"["Swarm Watch", the clones of Homer] Like comedy clubs in the late 80's, these ravenous clones are everywhere. They're destroyed every building in town; ...except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business."
Added By: STHerbs97
Ned Flanders:
"[to the Simpsons, with a point of adjusting his glasses; starting the "13"th installment] I don't know, neighborinos. I'm all for Halloween fun, but a séance sounds a little PG-13."
Marge:
"But this is your chance to contact your late wife, Maude."
"[Ned's mother, Maude, was killed back in "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" (11.14; #BABF11 [2/13/00]).]"
Flanders:
"Well, I do miss the missus. [he hold hands with Homer and Lisa, alongside Marge and baby Maggie]"
Added By: STHerbs97
Homer (B&W Detective):
"You can't stop us, Corpse Blossom. There's one of you and six of us. ["six of us" refers to the main Homer and five different Homers]"
Mr. Burns:
"Really. Would you like to count again? [Five different versions of J. Montgomery Burns zaps in from the collision] Burnsiverse versus Homerverse; and the Smitherverse can nod and take copious notes. ["Simtherverse" refers to the main Smithers and five different versions of Burns' assistant.]"
Added By: STHerbs97
Homer:
"[and now, back to "Marge vs. the Monorail"⋯; he pulls out for his family] This is the snack holder, where I can put my beverage; or, if you will, cupcake."
Bart:
"Wow, Dad; You really know your monorails."
Marge:
"[she opens the "Fire Extinguisher" to, shocked, reveal it was replaced⋯; as Film Roman's dissolves to 20thTVA's] Homer, there's a family of possums in here."
Homer/Simpsons Superfan #1:
"I call the big one, 'Bitey'. [Superfan gives a Hi-5 to another with a bottle of Duff Beer]"
Homer:
"Ha-ha. We all call him 'Bitey'."
Added By: STHerbs97
Marge:
"The clown has been in Kingfield before; He's always been here. [she starts the archive VHS recording]"
Kent Brockman:
"[Introuncer] Channel 14 and Fume Champ, Super-Leaded Gasoline, present: 'The Yuk-Yuk Hour with Krusto!', the clown."
Krusto:
"[He peaks in from the curtains as the kid-participated audience cheers] Hey-hey! Thanks for, the Big Hand. [He holds and throws out the "Big Hand", as the audience laughs]"
Homer:
"[Marge stops the tape; He presents the album of publicity flyers] In 1936, He had a radio hour. ("It's Krusto Time!" on WOVL - 66.6 AM) In 1909, a vaudeville review. ("The Krusto Follies" at the Aztec Theatre) And in 1882, He was a emcee for a freak show. ("Krusto D. Clown's Troupe of Oddities") ⋯and the strangest thing is:"
Marge:
"He was never, ever funny. He comes back every 27 years, and when he does..."
Krusto:
"I gorge myself on pre-teens. [The gang "Aah"-ed!, as he goes through the TV, transitioning from monochrome to color.]"
Added By: STHerbs97
Homer Simpson:
"DAAAAAAAAAAVID LETTERMEN!"
Grampa Simpson:
"Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson:
"D'oh!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
Mrs. Krabappel.:
"Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again, to correspond with Bart's answers on yesterday's test. America was now discovered in 1942 by... ''some guy.'' And our country isn't called America anymore... it's Bonerland."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Homer Simpson:
"(chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny!
(camera pulls back to reveal empty room) D'oh!
(chops into another room) Daaaaavid Letterman!"
Grampa Simpson:
"Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson:
"D'oh!
(chops down another door while holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
Marge, Lisa, and Bart:
"(run off screaming)"
Added By: StayPuft1989
Homer Simpson:
"(Homer chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny!
(camera pulls back to reveal empty room) D'oh!
(chops into another room) Daaaaavid Letterman!"
Grampa Simpson:
"Hi David, I'm Grampa."
Homer Simpson:
"D'oh!
(chops down another door while holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"
Marge, Lisa, and Bart:
"(run off screaming)"
Added By: StayPuft1989
The House:
"You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil. Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurst. And some horrible stuuuuuuuff, possibly your braiiiiin, will start coming out through your noooooooose."
Marge Simpson:
"[Infuriated] SHUSH! SHUT UP! QUIT TRYING TO PUSH US AROUND, STOP SAYING THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS AND SHOW SOME MANNERS! [normal tone] Look at me, I've never been so angry my hands are shaking."
Homer:
"Better than your eyes bursting, ew."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Homer:
"[Homer calls the real estate agent in a rage after finding an Indian burial ground in the basement] Mr. Pote, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground! [pause] NO, YOU DIDN'T! [pause] Well, that's not my recollection. [pause] Yeah, well... all right. Good-bye. [hangs up the phone and turns to Marge] He says he mentioned it five or six times."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Related Articles
Comments
0