Quote O' Matic
Mom:
"By any chance, you're not thinking about putting chili powder in my sausage gravy, hmm, are you Grandma?"
Grandma:
"Why, no! Heaven's to Betsy, child, whatever would give you such a notion?
[Mom walks away]"
Grandma:
"Just because my chili gravy won a blue ribbon at the county fair and your gravy didn't even place, who am I to tell you how to make gravy? The Green County gravy champion, that's who!"
