Jim:"Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya? [Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet] Don't tell me this boy's so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold. [opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear] Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?"
Gord:"Look, I found a treasure."
Jim:"That's a soap on a rope!"
Gord:"SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure."