Ronald 'Ron' Thompson:"Your dad will go to jail, your mother too. After all she's the one who paid for it all, that makes her an accomplice. Do you even know what it's like in jail?"
Amy Szalinski:"I'm not even going to tell you one more time to shut up."
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson:"And then what? Then you'll smack me? You'll go to jail too. I'll tell them after a big bee ate my brother you smacked me around. No jury in the world would fail to convict you. The whole Szalinski family is going to be in jail for life..."
Amy Szalinski:"Look, my dad's machine works. When we get home and he fixes us all, we're gonna be so rich. You'll regret this."
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson:"Um... Amy, you know I've always liked your family. Your dad's a real nice guy. He's not as weird as I thought he was. I love you and Nick like... Like my own brother and sister."