Quote O' Matic
Diane Szalinski:
"[Wayne shows Diane the shrunken couch]
Are you saying... it works? The machine works?"
Diane Szalinski:
"[Wayne nods]
Do the kids know?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"Well, yeah, the kids know."
Diane Szalinski:
"That's great!"
Wayne Szalinski:
"No, it's not that great."
Diane Szalinski:
"Why?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"I shrunk the kids."
Diane Szalinski:
"...What?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard."
Diane Szalinski:
"*What*?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"I threw them out with the trash.
[just as Diane grabs hold of Wayne, the doorbell rings. Wayne opens the door to two police officers]"
Wayne Szalinski:
"Yes?"
Female Cop:
"Did uh, you report two missing children?"
Wayne Szalinski:
"Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
[Diane faints]"
