Quote O' Matic
Bailiff:
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
Kris Kringle:
"Yes, but don't I put my hand on a Bible?"
Bailiff:
"No, sir, you don't."
Kris Kringle:
"Well, I'll put my hand on my heart instead. I do."
Added By: funguy10
