Quote O' Matic
Velda:
"You call this roughing it?"
Phyllis:
"One bathroom for nine people? Yes."
Rosa:
"Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches."
Phyllis:
"The parents here are so self involved. Shit, I broke a nail!"
Freddy:
"If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare."
Hannah:
"It's about time you two grew up."
Phyllis:
"That just frosts my cookies!"
Annie:
"You can't put wine in Hobo stew!"
Phyllis:
"Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?"
Phyllis:
"This dance is called "The Freddie." I know, I know. Life is so ironic."
Hannah:
"Why don't you guys just kiss and make up? That way, I won't end up in therapy twice a week, like Tessa!"
Freddy:
"Honey, you'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married."
Phyllis:
"Thank you, Phil Donahue."
Freddy:
"I saw it on Oprah!"
