Judy Haynes:
"Well, you're not exactly Superman, but you're awfully available."
Phil Davis:
"It's probably just a small internal muscular hemorrhage, sir."
Bob Wallace:
"I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water but, honestly, after you get to know him he's almost endurable."
Phil Davis:
"You know, in some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel."
Bob Wallace:
"You ought to be horsewhipped. First you, and then you, and then you again."
Bob Wallace:
"You outta consider yourself plenty lucky! You might have been stuck with this weirdsmobile for life!"
Phil Davis:
"How much is "wow"?"
Bob Wallace:
"It's right in between, uh, between "ouch" and "boing"."
Phil Davis:
"Wow!"
Phil Davis:
"It's cozier, isn't it? Boy, girl, boy, girl?"
Doris:
"Well, I like that! Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple.""
Gen. Thomas F. Waverly:
"I got along very well in the Army without you."
Emma Allen:
"It took 15,000 men to take m' place."
Phil Davis:
" How can a guy THAT ugly have the nerve to have sisters?"
Bob Wallace:
"Very brave parents, I guess."
Phil Davis:
"We wouldn't be any good as generals."
Gen Thomas F. Waverly:
"You weren't any good as privates."
Phil Davis:
"My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."
Bob Wallace:
"When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply."
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