Plumbing Customer:
"Thank you, Super Mario Bros. It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account."
Mario:
"Um... no one panic, but the road is about to end."
Cranky Kong:
"Well, then you better step on the gas and buckle up!"
Mario:
"I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!"
Luigi:
"That is not a commercial! That is cinema."
Mario:
"Destiny is calling."
Luigi:
"Destiny del Vecchio from high school?"
Mario:
"What? No! Just come on!"
Spike:
"Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?"
Luigi:
"As a matter of fact, Spike, we have."
Mario:
"Wow, really?"
Luigi:
"Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!"
Spike:
"Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures, the Stupid Mario Bros.!"
Luigi:
"Oh, great. Spike's here..."
Lumalee:
"In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy."
Donkey Kong:
"It is on like Donkey Kong!"
Peach:
"There's a huge universe out there with a lot of galaxies."
Luigi:
"[after they got a customer's appointment over his phone] The, Super Mario Bros. are in, business!"
Mario:
"Whoo-hooo! [they leave Punch Out Pizza]"
Magikoopa:
"[comes into view after the army has just gathered outside; first] Behold… the King of the Koopas!"
Mini-Dinosaur:
"[at the very end; after the shot cuts to black] Waffle!"
Luigi:
"You just got, Luigi'd!"
Bowser:
"Not sure you know who I am. But I'm about to marry a Princess and rule the world."
Mario:
"[hops his kart and raising his left arm up-and-down] Whoo-hoo-ooo!"
Toad:
"Excuse me, everybody; Coming through! This guy's brother is going to die imminently. Out of the way, please! [to Mario] Just trying to clear a path; That's all I'm doing. He's going to be fine."
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