Chinese Restaurant Intercom:
"And then?..."
Jesse:
"Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying."
Jesse:
"Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?"
Chester:
"I'd say it's entirely possible."
Jesse:
"You know what we should do?"
Chester:
"Eat?"
Jesse:
"No."
Chester:
"(stops to think) Eat!"
Jesse:
"I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe."
Chester:
"Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude."
Jesse:
"I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag!"
Alien Nordic Dude:
"We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."
Jesse:
"Hey, have you seen my car?"
Christie:
"Well, I saw it last night. I mean, I saw the backseat..."
Jesse:
"No, I'm talking about the whole thing."
Mr. Pizzacoli:
"A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!"
Jesse:
"Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet."
Jesse:
"Dude, Where's my car?"
Chester:
"Where's your car, dude?"
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