Austin Powers in Goldmember
Release: July 26, 2002

Dr. Evil returns in 2002 with a new lair behind the Hollywood sign where he reveals a new plan for world domination: He plans to go back to 1975 and kidnap Johan van der Smut, better known as "Goldmember" who has developed a cold fusion unit for a tractor beam. Dr. Evil plans to use the tractor beam to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world's major cities. Hearing about this, Austin Powers is sent back to 1975 to once again, thwart his plans.

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Goldmember: " I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember."
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Nigel Powers: "Got an issue? Here's a tissue."
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Foxxy Cleopatra: "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar."
Austin Powers: " Oh, I hope there's a search involved."
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Dixie Normous: "Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. I may be just a small-town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough... and sexy."
Famous Austin: "Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later?"
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Dr. Evil: "Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box. Get it off. Get it off! It's dark, it's dark!"
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Goldmember: "Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh."
Dr. Evil: "You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm."
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Dr. Evil: "Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay."
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Austin Powers: "You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. (looks to the camera) Thank you!"
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Fat Bastard: "What? I didn't have any corn!"
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Austin Powers: "Your spy car's a Mini?"
Nigel Powers: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."
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Japanese Man 1: "RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!"
Japanese Man 2: "It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not."
Japanese Man 1: "STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!"
Japanese Man 2: "Though, it's not!"
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Dr. Evil: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"
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Nigel Powers: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."
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