Goldmember:
" I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember."
Nigel Powers:
"Got an issue? Here's a tissue."
Foxxy Cleopatra:
"You have the right to remain sexy, sugar."
Austin Powers:
" Oh, I hope there's a search involved."
Dixie Normous:
"Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. I may be just a small-town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough... and sexy."
Famous Austin:
"Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later?"
Dr. Evil:
"Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box. Get it off. Get it off! It's dark, it's dark!"
Goldmember:
"Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh."
Dr. Evil:
"You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm."
Dr. Evil:
"Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay."
Austin Powers:
"You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. (looks to the camera) Thank you!"
Fat Bastard:
"What? I didn't have any corn!"
Austin Powers:
"Your spy car's a Mini?"
Nigel Powers:
"It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."
Japanese Man 1:
"RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!"
Japanese Man 2:
"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not."
Japanese Man 1:
"STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!"
Japanese Man 2:
"Though, it's not!"
Dr. Evil:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!"
Nigel Powers:
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."
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