Ivan:
"A-ha! Milk is sour, don't drink!"
Ted:
"Can I have my hat please? I kinda need my hat. The sun is hot, and I freckle, and not the good way, either. I blotch."
Ted:
"Anyone can memorize facts and figures, the key is to just venture into the unknown let your curiosity take hold."
Ted:
"What am I doing? This isn't a movie, it's real!"
Ted:
"Aah, my knee! Ow, there's the forehead! Oh, knee-forehead combo!"
Ted:
"Shake that tree all you want. You won't find any bananas up there. But if you find a 40-foot idol, let me know."
Ivan:
"If I find pet, you are evicted!"
Ted:
"What's the difference between Neanderthal man and Cro-Magnon man? Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings."
Ted:
"You don't give a monkey a latte!"
Ted:
"The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it and let your curiosity lead you."
Ted:
"The world doesn't need another parking lot. It needs a place where kids' minds can grow."
Junior:
"Exactly, so I was thinking they can grow by counting all the spaces on the parking lot. Come on, how fun is that?"
Ted:
"You know, the word Zagawa means enlightenment?"
Edu:
"Of course I know. I live here!"
Clovis:
"That's a lot of yellow for one man."
Ted:
"I thought you were colorblind."
Clovis:
"I can see that!"
Ted:
"His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box!"
Junior:
"Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal."
Cab Driver:
"Where you headed, Yellow?"
Ted:
"Bloomsberry Museum, and I'll give you an extra ten if you don't call me "yellow", Okay?"
Cab Driver:
"Sure thing, Sunshine."
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