Det. Billy Rosewood:
"Freeze."
Det. Axel Foley:
"Thanks, man."
Axel Foley:
"Mustache"
Jenny Summers:
"Peach fuzz!"
Axel Foley:
"No, it's a man's style."
Det. Billy Rosewood:
"Police. Your all under arrest. Put down your weapons infront of you, and take 2 steps back with your hands up."
Sgt. Taggert:
"Very good."
Axel:
"LALALALALALALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING TO JEFFREY, BUT HE IS STILL TALKING! (Turning to Jeffrey) I am NOT listening to you!"
Jeffrey:
"Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true."
Axel:
"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
Axel:
"(As he gives the keys to the Harrow Club valet) "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here.""
Jenny:
"I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?"
Axel:
"Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
Bogomil:
"For one last time, what are you doing in Beverly Hills?"
Axel and Bogomil:
"I'M ON VACATION!!!"
Sgt. Taggart:
"I don't think that one drink is going to kill us, Billy."
Jenny:
"Peach fuzz!"
Axel:
"Mustache!"
Axel:
"I see you're still breakin' into people's houses."
Mikey:
"What do you expect with that lock? Why don't you buy a real fuckin' lock for that thing?"
Axel:
"No, I've got my pistol. I'll pop a cap in somebody!"
Axel:
"WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HERE!"
Inspector Todd:
"Yes we are, aren't we? Now let's look at the facts. 1-A hoodlum friend. 2-A professional hit. 3-In a cop's apartment! This whole things stinks to high Heaven!"
Axel Foley/Jenny Summers:
"A: Is this your car?". J: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills, we just take whichever car is closest.
-Axel Foley/Jenny Summers"
Detective Billy Rosewood:
"Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
-Detective Billy Rosewood"
Detective Inspector Todd:
"Do you think I walked into this town from the cotton fields? Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your narrow ass, otherwise you'd be laying next to him in that meet wagon!
-Detective Inspector Todd"
Serge:
"Do you want it with a lemon twist?
-Serge"
Axel Foley:
"We've got cocaine and coffee. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.
-Axel Foley"
Axle Foley:
"Disturbin' the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! Then what do you call being hit by a car, jay-walking?!
-Axle Foley"
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