Preston:
"So, is this what you ladies are gonna do all day?"
Chandler:
"No. ln 15 minutes, l have every intention of turning over."
Brock:
"It's not about disrespect, it's just gas"
Taylor:
"You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."
Dean:
"One second, you're Zach Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zach Siler, bitch-boy."
Zach:
"Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen."
Brock:
"You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star "Road Rules" and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet."
Zach:
"This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over?"
Dean:
"I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her."
Preston:
"Basically she's you, with tits."
Zach:
"All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra."
Laney:
"What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"
Zach:
"Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good."
Taylor:
"Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Maxx. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?"
Katie:
"God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech."
Laney:
"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."
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