Jim Rome:
"Watching this hurts me; more than it hurts you. Michael:⋯ What, is, that,⋯ [as Jordan starts flippin' channels] thing?"
Bugs Bunny:
"What's Up, Doc?"
Bugs Bunny Daffy Duck Porky Pig The Nerdlucks and Michael Jordan:
"(At the end of the film after the credits)
Bugs: Well, That's All Folks!
Porky: Th-th-that's my line!
Daffy: Step aside, Babe, let a STAR do this! That's All-
(Daffy is pushed)
Nerdlucks: That's All Folks!
(Michael holds up the circle)
Michael: Can I go home now?
(Movie ends)"
Michael:
"Bugs Bunny?"
Bugs:
"Eh you were expecting the Easter Bunny?"
Michael:
"You're a cartoon, you're not real."
Bugs:
"Not real, eh? If I weren't real could I do this? (kisses Michael)"
Michael:
"Alright you're real!"
Foghorn Leghorn:
"*getting to his seat* Pardon me.. oh, sorry"
Dog:
"Hey, down in front! *throws popcorn box as saying this*"
Foghorn Leghorn:
"Ooh! *popcorn bag hits him square in the head, and falls like a ton of bricks.*"
Porky Pig:
"uh uh uh can I have you autograph sir"
Bugs Bunny:
"WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
Pound:
"You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the MEAN Team!"
Daffy:
"Just stay out of my way."
Pound:
"You... All of you... Are now our prisoners! (The Looney Tunes all laugh out loud)"
Pound:
"Okay, bunny... Gather up you're toon pals; we're taking ya for a ride!"
Blanko:
"Yay! Totally, all right! So, like, where're we goin'?" (Pound slaps him hard) "Are we there yet?"
Bugs Bunny:
"Eh, not so fast, docs... You can't just toin us into slaves; that would be bad. You've got to give us a chance to defend ourselves."
Michael Jordan:
"But I'm a baseball player."
Bugs Bunny:
"Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Yosemite Sam:
"We ain't a-goin' nowheres!"
Tweety:
"Ooo! She's hot!"
Bugs Bunny:
"You wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?"
Lola Bunny:
"Doll'??"
Bugs Bunny:
"Uh-huh..."
Lola Bunny:
"On the court, 'Bugs'..."
Stan:
"I came to pick you up. You have a game to play."
Michael Jordan:
"I am helping my friends right now."
Stan:
"Are you aware that your "friends" are cartoon characters?"
Michael Jordan:
"Yeah, so?"
Stan:
"So if it doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me."
Stan:
"Nice shot Mr. Bird."
Larry Bird:
"Larry, please."
Stan:
"Nice shot Mr. Larry."
Daffy Duck:
"She was wide open."
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