Frank Dixon:
"Do you think this is a game? Do you think I need an excuse to put you back in that cell to keep you there for five years? You go to war with me, and you go to war with the United States of America. And then you'll know when that fight is over why the people of Krakozhia wait in line for cheap toilet paper while Uncle Sam wipes his ass with Charmin two-ply."
Frank Dixon:
"I'm sure that Uncle Sam will have this all sorted out by tomorrow and welcome to the United States. Almost."
Frank Dixon:
" I have a bit of bad news: it seems that your country has suspended all traveling privileges on passports that have been issued by your government and our state department has revoked the visa that was going to allow you to enter into the United States. That's it in a nut shell: while you were in the air, there was a military coup in your country."
Frank Dixon:
" When was the last time you saw Chinese tourists on their way to Disney World without a single one without a cameras?"
Joe Mulroy:
"You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. They're flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?"
Frank Dixon:
" Do you know, one of my own men came up to me the other day, asked me if I wanted to join the big pool. Look at 'em, look at 'em, look at 'em. Place a bet on when Navorski was gonna leave this airport. Have you heard about this?"
Thurman:
"I have January 3rd."
Frank Dixon:
"Sometimes you land a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him."
Amelia:
"I usually read history books. They're long and cheap and usually about men killing each other."
Viktor:
"Eat to bite... bite to eat, bite to eat, bite to eat, bitetoeat bitetoeat bitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeatbitetoeat"
Construction Worker:
"What's he doing?"
Karl Iverson:
"I can't ask him what he's doing. I'm supposed to tell him what he's doing. I ask him what he's doing and I'm gonna look like an idiot."
Frank:
"You could have any man you wanted... why Viktor Navorski?"
Amelia:
"That's something a guy like you could never understand."
Bathroom Passenger:
"Ever feel like you're living in an airport?"
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