Ford Fairlane:
""Have a Twinkie... Snapperhead""
Ford:
"Perfect end to a perfect evening huh?"
Ford:
"Un-f*****believable eh?"
Girls:
"Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane. Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane."
Ford:
"(Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building)
My hair! My hair!"
Wisconsin Father (To Ford):
"Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"
Ford:
"Go back to Michigan, asswipe."
Wisconsin Father:
"Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"
Ford:
"Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen):
"I'm very rich. Nothing offends me."
Ford Fairlane:
"No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!"
Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley):
"Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead."
Ford Fairlane:
"You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you."
Lt. Amos:
"No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are."
Ford Fairlane:
"Jerkoff."
Ford:
"(To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?""
Ford:
"I'm sick of the fun."
Jazz:
"What? I'm not fun?"
Ford:
"Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!
-Ford"
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