Beetlejuice:
"(impersonating Lydia) my name is Lydia Deetz and I am of sound mind. The man next to me is the one I want. You asked me, I'm answering, yes I love that man of mine."
Beetlegeuse:
"You guys are a spookter aren't you? Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!"
Beetlegeuse:
"Attention Kmart shoppers..."
Beetlegeuse:
"I've seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!"
Football Player:
"Hey Coach, I don't think we survived that plane crash."
Juno:
"I'm not your coach! He survived!"
Lydia Deetz:
"I'm strang and Unusual"
Betelgeuse:
"bring the little partners down, we got plenty of snakes for them to play with, theres no problem with that at all . so, say it once, say it twice, third times a charm, and remeber, i'll eat any thing you want me to eat, i'll swallow any thing you want me to swallow. Come on down now, i'll (snaps) chew on a dog Wooh!"
Betelgeuse:
"[after a truck crashes into the streetlight and gasoline sprays up from the engine] You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?!"
Adam Maitland:
"What I mean to say is, what are your qualifications?"
Beetlejuice:
"Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!"
Beetlejuice:
"Go ahead. Make my millennium. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Barbara:
"Betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse"
Beetlejuice:
"NICE F***ING MODEL!!!"
beetlegeuse:
"(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine."
beetlegeuse:
"(imporsinating lydia) my name is lydia deetz and i am of sound mind,the man next to me is the one i want, you asked me,i'm answering,yes i love that man of mine."
beetlejuice:
"nice fuckin model!"
Lydia:
"She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight"
Barbara (posessed):
"Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties."
Beryl:
"Paranormal? Is that what they're calling your kind these days?"
Otho:
"Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."
Otho:
"Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean."
Bettlejuice:
"you guys are a spookters aren't u let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose"
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