In 1979, Fabbarzzio Disguisey, the latest in a line of Italian secret agents and masters of disguise is nearly exposed during a case. For family protection, he decides to hide the fact from his infant son, Pistachio. 23 years later, Pistachio, now a waiter working at the family's Italian restaurant, learns of his family history when his father is kidnapped by Devlin Bowman, the smuggler who nearly exposed him at time of arrest 23 years ago, who then goes out and steals the world's most precious artifacts. Pistachio must now learn how to be a master of disguise himself, and along with his new partner Jennifer, must defeat Bowman and rescue his parents.