Michael:
"Three days? Couldn't I have a little more time for this project?"
Ammer:
"Michael, our clients are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook."
Morty:
"Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you."
Michael:
"Oh, my God. Wolverine's goofy cousin."
Ammer:
"Now, anyone can be a victim of sexual harassment: blue collar, white collar, a woman, a man... even the office slut. No, not that I'm mentioning any names... Stacy."
Michael:
"You've gotta show me how you do the quarter trick, it's driving me crazy!"
Ted:
"A good magician never reveals his secrets... however, if you invite us over for dinner more often..."
Michael:
"You can come over tomorrow night and the next night and the next night and whenever you want!"
Michael:
"I promise, I'm not going to work tonight, I'm going to stay home with you, and we're going to watch 'Dragon Tales'."
Ben:
"'Dragon Tales' is for babies, Dad."
Samantha:
"Yeah, let's go watch 'CSI'."
Ben:
"Yeah! 'CSI'!"
Ben:
"It's the one where they find the lady's arm."
Michael:
"I missed the whole 'Dragon Tales' era?"
Donna:
"That's not bad for your third liposuction. One more tummy tuck should take care of it."
Michael:
"Oh, it looks like a tongue... licking."
Donna:
"I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole."
Michael:
"I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid."
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