Leon Schuster, or "Schuks Tshabalala", and Shorty intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to South Africa for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to South Africa very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include "Heinz" from Germany, "Yoti" from Greece, "Jean-Pierre" from France, "Koert" from the Netherlands, "Rajin" from India, "Maggie" from Ireland and "Xing Xang" from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about South Africa, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in South Africa as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.