Fred:
"Wilma, I'm ho-ooo-ome!"
Hospital Nurse (holding a newborn baby chimp that may be the Flintstones'):
"I'm sorry, but this baby belongs to the Hendersons.
(hands the baby over to its parents, a pair of adult chimps)"
Fred:
"That's it! Where's my club Wilma?!"
Wilma's Mom:
"And you just try it, fatso!"
Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble:
"Fred: I'm only one man. Barney: Not from the back.
-Fred Flintstone Barney Rubble"
Betty Rubble:
"Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
-Betty Rubble"
Cliff Vandercave:
"Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
-Cliff Vandercave"
Cashier Betty Rubble:
"'Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.' Really? What's that?' 'It's no damn good!'
-Cashier Betty Rubble"
Fred Flintstone:
"I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
-Fred Flintstone"
Wilma Fred:
"Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
-Wilma Fred"
Fred Flintstone:
"We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!
-Fred Flintstone"
Wilma Fred:
"'And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship?' 'It is on a hot day.'
-Wilma Fred"
Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone:
"'Can I get you anything? Coffee?' 'Sure.' 'How would you like it?' 'In a cup?' 'Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!'
-Sharon Stone Fred Flintstone"
Fred Flintstone:
"Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
-Fred Flintstone"
Fred Barney:
"F: Barney, quick, what's my name? B: Fred Flintstone! F: Don't toy with me, Barn.
-Fred Barney"
Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone:
"'So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?' 'No, simply Your Highness will do.'
-Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone"
Fred Flintstone:
"Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.
-Fred Flintstone"
Wilma's Mom:
"You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
-Wilma's Mom"
Joe Rockhead Hoagie:
"'Whatcha got today?' 'Lizard & Onions. Want half?' 'Sure!'
-Joe Rockhead Hoagie"
Dictabird:
"Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiiiiii - '?
-Dictabird"
Fred:
"YABBA DABBA DOO!
-Fred"
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