Jack and Jill
Release: November 11, 2011
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Theatrical trailer.
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Quotes
Ted:
"There is no god and we are living a lie."
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Jill:
"Poopsie, we're not in the Bronx anymore!"
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Jill:
"IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE CHIMICHANGAS!"
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Jack:
"I'm sorry that you hurt Otto's feelings, and probably scarred him for life; and that he'll probably never eat with us again because of it. I'm also sorry that if there's a way to offend, irritate, or embarrass other people, you find it... And that, if there's more than one way, you find them all. I really am sorry about all of those things."
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Monica's Boyfriend:
"Oh, my God. Is that Colonel Sanders?"
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Gary:
"What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?"
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Jill:
"Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates."
Jack:
"Oh, that is just disgusting."
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Johnny Depp:
"What's going on with the beard, man?"
Al Pacino:
"I don't want to be recognized. Ok?"
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Jill:
"(breaks Al Pacino's Oscar) Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though."
Al Pacino:
"Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't."
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Jack:
"Don't forget your sweat shadow."
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