Rick the Intern:
"I have Adam Schefter from ESPN on the line. He heard a rumor."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"Oh, great. Tell Schefter to stick his rumor up his..."
Ali:
"Sonny!..."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"You were right about me, Tom. I am a crazy man. So come on, take advantage of it. What are you waiting for?"
Ali:
"There's no such thing as a sure thing. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is what you think."
Rick the Intern:
"I told him you were busy, and he told me to, uh, have intercourse with my mother... which, you know, she passed away, so... I - I didn't tell him that..."
Anthony Molina:
"Ray, remind me. Where were you picked? First? Second?"
Ray Lewis:
"26th. It still hurts."
Anthony Molina:
"Oh. Well, that's good too."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"God damn it, I love this job."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
" You only get drafted once."
Chris Berman:
"Thirty-two teams, seven rounds, 224 young men who, today, are about to become players in the National Football League. A day where lives are changed. fates are decided, dynasties are born, and the clock is always ticking. Of course, I'm talking about... Draft Day."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"I am trying real hard not to completely lose my shit on all three of you right now, but you're not making it easy."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"Can we talk football? Just football for thirty seconds?"
Ali:
"We can always talk football."
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"No one can stop a ticking clock. But the... great ones, the great ones always find a way to slow it down."
Rick:
"Can I get you a soda?"
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"No, I don't want a soda! No Clevelander has EVER used the word "soda." Ever! Us Clevelanders use the word "pop"!"
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
" I want my picks back, and I want David god damn Putney, just because I feel like it."
Ali:
"How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?"
Sonny Weaver Jr.:
"Come on, Tom. Say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfucker."
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